Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at Tae kwon do practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear." He did this in front of all my classmates. FML
Today, while my nephews got ready for school, my boyfriend walked into the bathroom to ask me if he could accompany us to the bus stop. Unfortunately, I couldn’t hold my diarrhea anymore. As he was asking, I began to loudly relieve myself. He looked at me in shock and just said, “Oh okay, I’ll fuck off now.” FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.
Xythenol 6
Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.
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Comments (100)
sexybeastsexybea 0
that mustve stunk
I_R_Genius 3
Not that funny but I'll give you props. But damn OP that sucks FYL. Remember toot it before you boot it.
sexybeastsexybea 0
thanks for the props. welcome Jesus!
I_R_Genius 3
Anytime, but damn this fml made my day. I was about to go to bed then I read this lol. I am now going to bed. So goodnight everyone on fml.
sexybeastsexybea 0
nighty night welcome Jesus!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I like my hand held when I'm constipated. once my wife had to hold my hand for 16 hours, the pizza delivery guy was a little freak out but we needed to eat.
I_R_Genius 3
Awe, was the pizza atleast free and I'll hold your hand RFG :).
Lolerskatez 0
Go the f*ck to bed -.-
xSundae 6
^ Lol.
queens_fml 5
looool u my friend just made my day XD
X_o_X_ocutie 0
in more ways than one
PuppiesFTW 5
I am pretty sure you would have notice it was a boys bathroom the moment you walk in. Urinals.
FiFah3 1
but usually the men's and women's bathrooms aren't that far apart, but like op said she was in a rush lol
EffinAhole 0
I'm assuming this was in a school gym so the bathrooms are usually in the locker rooms on opposite sides of the gym.
untoward 0
I think, the point is she chose to use the guys restroom since she had diarrhea. My mom does that sometimes, when she's really got to go.
Pikachu206 2
I know how you feel. I walked into a gas station once and the girls single stall restroom was out of order. Had no choice but to go to the guy one. I got an an awkward look from a guy after I came out tho.
thisgirl2u 9
I was once in a rush to get my 3 year old son to the restroom before he had an accident, made it into the stall but on the way out I noticed I was in the boys bathroom, there was a man using the urinal, he nodded at me.. very awkward. o.0
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Alan, how the HELL do you have a thumbs up!?
The_madmax 23
she didn't say she unknowingly walked in. she said in a rush she went in.
the_bassist__ 15
Well, the way my school's set up, you won't see them until after you pass the stalls. I realized it after I accidentally went in the boy's bathroom.
nikkibihm 0
poor thing Lmfao
peace974 0
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BounceBallBiatch 0
Buy glasses then blind bitch. Or was the diarrhea preventing you from seeing properly?
jckbco 0
your carrot photo sucks, and I don't care to look at it while reading fml
blocparty 0
jckbco, clean the shit away from under your dogs right eye. please.
MikeyMillion16 1
lol
citruslime 0
hahaha ,this made my day :)
theboss_ishere 0
SHOULDVE said it smelt before you got in there haha
afdude87 6
this pic scares me.
lizzard2903 0
Agreed!! :p
compzach 1
scares me too, and not all boys are disgusting
perdix 31
Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.
unidentified_sta 5
"I just dropped a load, anyone need a hand with theirs' ?"
aadk 0
28 - probably one of the funniest comments I've seen in a while. It actually made me laugh out loud haha
Xythenol 6
Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.
soldier4life_88 0
ha ha I agree with that!!! AWESOME!!!
mrahhhhh 21
Well OP, at least... umm... at least... No, I can't find an upside to this post... Wait a minute!! Well OP, at least you're smarter than 93% of the internet population, just for knowing how to spell diarrhea! "waits for horribly typed complaints" :)
perdix 31
That's kind of a stretch, because more people have access to built-in spell-checkers so big words like "diarrhea" get fixed. It's the your/you're, there/their/they're and loser/looser errors that get by revealing true illiteracy. Computers still don't have the intelligence to tell whether the OP was a "loser" or that her stool was "looser" than creamed corn.
maz255 10
23- win
clojo1112 0
god your just hilarious
Blazingcrono 6
I hope that was sarcasm.
iMaxed0ut 3
that last part was disturbing............ looser than cream corn x.C
theblondeone 16
Please tell me you're joking.
KaylieBieber13 0
23-fail