Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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barnmaster98 5
Atleast she's being safe
yumyumpoptart 16
better to see a mountain of condom boxes rather than a grandchild 9 months down the road.
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Comments (298)
keeperofthefaith 5
That's ******* gross.
42istheanswer 27
Its a part of life, its not gross at all.
fishisacat 2
It's not a part of life in this situation. She's still living with her parents, and I'm not saying she's "doing it" with a lot of people, but I'm not saying she isn't. God intended for sex to be with a spouse and to make babies. Not so you can be the next one to be one MTV.
Myo_fml 20
You're seriously bringing religion into this?
wendee915 2
83, just shut up.
saksxalmo 20
Yes, it's a part of life, and I don't care if other people do it, but come on... It's still pretty gross. What with the fluids and all. I mean, you pee down there! in before "you must be 12" replies
raufintoff 15
Don't get her another bed
42istheanswer 27
If shes not able to afford a new bed, then they should buy her a new bed. It would suck to have to sleep in a broken bed.
ICastillo 25
He should just get her a Tempur-Pedic. It has that foam memory stuff, it should help.
ILoveFluttershy 3
She needs a lesson from Coach Carr.
missmarymack23 1
mean girls
bizarre_ftw 22
>.< my last name is Carr *groans*
pfclunchbox005 1
She put out on a first date?
2dog 15
How old is she?
ICastillo 25
Old enough to know how to use a condom apparently....
2dog 15
You don't have to be old to know how to use a condom you just need an older friend or bf or mabye she is 13 and just knows about this, I mean i did when I was 13 and 14
nemo88 8
15
babyshaft408 8
She has to pay for college
Lidingo 0
Hahaha, that's the funniest one so far!!
canucks92 0
That's not a pretty site!
BawsOfTheBeasts 5
*sight
bizarre_ftw 22
Yeah, Fml was having a bad hair day, it apologizes
Directioner310 3
Well the only good thing about this is that she had protection
luvscomplic8ed 6
Oh man...