Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Merry Christmas!
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML
Artificial tree meets natural predators
Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML
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bn326160 13
Better late than never ^^
Keyman1212 14
We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.
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bn326160 13
Better late than never ^^
FaZeClan 3
only about 300 days to we get to use it again
pandapoopDX 0
shut up meg
EllyMo 15
That's the spirit!
changesinme 0
Would suck of the world ends in 21st Dec 2012, no chance to use that tree!
Keyman1212 14
We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.
soccerguy2 11
OR maybe op ordered it for next year already and expected it to come last weekend hence the finally.
flockz 20
wow my 38th generation grandchildren are ****** then.
Roevera 14
wait, #27, wouldnt it have to be 5105? I mean if you look at it that way? :P
biglittlehead 12
Lol meme world on lolpics
bn326160 13
You mean 5102? ;)
imsosmartypants 0
Cute girls winking at me=Instant arousal ;) No but hey at least it's early for next year
Keyman1212 14
Underage girl who doesn't know how to flip over numbers and who has something in her eye: pedobear's instant arousal. Soon, your comment will be moderated...
SamHood14 1
But Never late is better
StalinsHeir 1
Generally you set the tree up at the start of December so actually they would get to use it.
tehrealone 6
Why is every girl "17" on here? Who cares about 5000 w/e this is a more important matter
GoingCommando93 14
Uh, no. It's 5015. 2 is 5 upside-down. If you're looking at it reverse it's 2102. Reverse and upside-down its 5105. Glad that's settled.
takrushi 4
Christopher the Christmas tree?!
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
Your very cute 1 ^^
GovernorGeneral 8
2012 could be either 5015 or 5105 upside down. 5015 flips numbers only, and 5105 is turn the thing upside down. So what 27 said is right if he meant the first upside down.... :) I dont really har anything to say sbout the fml... Dx
Blueglasscup 18
Did it also come with a flux capacitor?
LordMaxington1 0
No
Jkolbly 11
It would be 5015 if you rolled it (which really only works if printed on glass, but 5105 if you go 180. (which would be how it would be done on stone) And who buys an Xmas tree online. Except maybe if it's fake.
warlink 0
This chick from Belgium is hot as ****
Keyman1212 14
^your comment will be deleted as **** shortly.
comedybreak 20
Can I **** you?
SookyTurner 4
Win @ 144 lol
Andocagle24 0
Hey you have a nice rack :)
Andocagle24 0
Dude ur really Hott bnnumbers and stuff. Really really Hott
Andocagle24 0
Hey do you have a Facebook look me up on here andocagle24
dmua12 1
5015 would be "mirrored" to 2012
baseballbro2 0
Hey
Idonebeenhad 17
Today, I realized I finally got an FML posted but I wasn't signed in when I submitted it. FML
rickyrozay 2
damnnn shawty, you finee. hit a nigga up.
CersaBaby 3
No... That's not what she means...
marksquizz 1
Hey cutey
pandapoopDX 0
why did you buy it online? you should have went to walmart
Doortje 30
..because that way you can have it delivered.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because he wanted to. Next question please?
FaZeClan 3
...and look what happened when it got delivered.
CaptainCola 7
Should have went to Wal-Mart? Really?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Amazon is cheap as hell. That's why.
soccerguy2 11
you don't buy it anywhere. you go out with a machinegun and find a tree you like. you then shoot said tree at the bottom and carry it home. That's the Christmas spirit.
AlexanderSilver 0
3- Should have gone.
Jaxx66 21
Because Wal-Mart has crappy products and if you wanted better quality that'll last longer, instead of a quick item that will most likely be broken or in bad condition.
DKjazz 20
Do you have some sort of vendetta against Walmart? What did Walmart do to you to invoke your furious wrath?
SokDek 14
Correction: Should have had a v8
cameron194 9
lol jax, except in this case that's irrelevant.. any normal person only keeps their tree for like 2-3 weeks anyways lol
GrooveSponge 0
Where's your Christmas spirit? :P
Mandy0325 1
As in their case Maryland
N3766 20
They sent it to Christmas Island with the refugees.
EatnBeef 7
Lmao op that sucks but when I read I lol'd so hard irl
lightx_fml 0
I think it went away 10 days ago, with Christmas. (in op's case)
BabyGirlJr1 11
Lol
teameminem 2
At least you'll have it for next year.. Unless the world ends first! :P Haha kidding, I don't think it will.
ripjohnlennon 5
It'll be dead by next year. Unless its fake
soccerguy2 11
The world IS ending. it's gonna happen the same way that it did in the movie 2012. Trust me, I know a guy.
Chad_the_Brony 0
Please tell me you're joking, 46. The will NOT end in 2012. Are you really going to believe some extinct race of 'prophets' or are you going to believe science? What has the Myans brought to you that science hasnt. Besides the bullshit prediction. I'll take sciences' side.
soccerguy2 11
But the movie 2012 seemed so convincing!
ozzyOB01 0
Did you not see the end of the post? "haha kidding. I don't think it will"
ShroomsOnAcid 17
60- "Science" is not perfect, because people are not perfect. It is often wrong, and unfortunately politically motivated, misrepresented, and falsified at times. No, I don't believe the world will end in 2012, but I can't deny it. Hell, the world might end tomorrow, but I'm not one to say whether it does or not. My point is that sometimes, fully trusting and relying on modern science is just as wrong as fully trusting and relying on ancient beliefs. Plus, even if it was proven that the world will end on a specific date, they wouldn't tell us now, would they? ;)
teameminem 2
But there's no way they could prove the world would end.
kewlstoribro 6
btw #60 spelled Mayans incorrectly. I just wanted to point that out :D.
TheDarkCynder 2
Hear that whooshing sound, 60? That was a joke blowing right over your head.
ashbaby2014 5
You do realize that the world was supposed to "end" in 1999, 2006, 2011 and other years and that 2012 is a movie so just shut up. Thanks.
efemel94 7
Ah the science v religion argument. To quote Richard Swinburne, "I don't question that science exists, I ask why does science exist". Sorry for being a pretentious battysleeve :(
desireev 18
Just throwing this in there.. I just got back from Mexico where I went to the Ancient Mayan Capital Chichen Itza. 2012 was the main topic. The Mayans NEVER said that the world will end or anything of that sort. What the ACTUALLY said was "the world will change as we know it". It is based on the Mayan calendar. Every several thousand years, the Mayans will destroy everything they own because when all of the planets align, that is a "sign" to restart a new life. They tear down their houses, gardens, temples, etc.. Except the capital. They cover it with new rocks and make the temple even bigger. As a start of "a new life". So the world is not coming to an end. And the Mayans never said that it will. It's just a beginning of a new life for them. Or it would have been if Cortes' wouldn't have killed them off.. But that's a different story for a different time. :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Thank you desireev, that is true too. I also remember hearing about the earth entering a new phase, (something to do with astronomy) but I'm really not sure, so I would be glad if someone could clarify that. Also, I don't see this as a religion vs. science argument at all. It's more like science vs "science".
PardonMyFrench 4
No one ever listens to the Incas....
desireev 18
Shrooms- it is all a science. On December 21st, 2011, all of the planets, together, are supposed to align. Which will cause an eclipse that will be so powerful that it will knock the earth off it's axis by 1% at the most. Not much really, but when you think about how big Earth is, 1% could change the world up ALOT. Glaciers could melt and cause the ocean to become much larger, therefore, causing floods and continents to collapse in to the ocean. Or cause earthquakes and volcanoes to erupt, etc.. Back to the "prophecy".. The world will not end.. It will change as we know it. Although, the 1% could not be much at all and nothing could happen at all. It's a matter of seeing what happens.. The eclipse will happen though. Don't think I'm telling you it won't.. It has been proven that it has happened, and it will happen again. We just don't know what's gonna happen..
lmgk 0
And 2000, number 99. Looots of people trippin out in 2000.
mark5723 0
Cool story bro
Melster 0
Common sense: Mayans were like let's let our next generations do these stupid stone calendars if we last that long my arms are tired...
mikepattonfan 0
I recall the world was supposed to end in 2000 and everything was gonna be ****** up as well with Y2K technology etc... Yet we're still here! Go figure
cookie_3008 4
Great job exaining. ^_^ You wrote exactly what i wanted to right but I obviously was too damn lazy. ^_^ lol. Thanx a lot.
mikayyn 0
Yeah sure....you can totally see the Earth's core >_
djskidd 9
For the 2012 bullshit: The mayans did not have a leap year. We would be in 2013 without said leapyears. So, the world should have ended about 5-6 months ago. Thus is my disbelief in 2012. (don't tell that to my parents)
alychick 5
You know a guy who's an idiot?
MrHotShot22 6
I bring news from the future.....it won't.
Buttsexpirate 9
Now you have one for next year!! There's always a bright side. And hey maybe you can decorate it for other holidays.
superpoptart 24
Give it to someone for valentine's day!
Jaxx66 21
I would keep a Christmas tree up all year round if I could. I already keep the lights on the banister of my stairs up. :) pretty Christmas lights.
kikidi 6
Easter tree! :D
BabyGirlJr1 11
Youre right butt sex
ICATiger 13
Talk about quick deliveries :P
ClassyCommando 13
Thing is, a lot of companies don't ship on holidays,
yahoowizard 16
Shoulda gotten Amazon Prime
flockz 20
FREE BOX!! lucky bastard.
ClassyCommando 13
I know, right? Maybe they even gift wrapped it, or better still, put it in another box! *girly squeal*
DKjazz 20
Y'all would get along well with my cat.
TheMaster15 10
MERRY CHRISTMAS! (:
Albarufus 13
Hohoho!
abbybailey204 19
U should sue the company
KeyboardWarrior 10
Shut up.
pandapoopDX 0
you*
teameminem 2
Why does everyone think suing is the only way to solve things? It's stupid if you ask me. Don't buy from the company again if you don't like the way they do things. Unless you were told when you bought the item that they would deliver in a certain amount of days/hours and they failed to do so then you have no right to complain. I know it's expected that holiday items should arrive in time for the holidays, but that's not always how it works.
mle015 0
Exactly, boycott the company, or get a real tree. Maybe I'm just too old fashioned.
StalinsHeir 1
You americans are so childish. Suing for just about anything. Grow the **** up. I agree with #25.