Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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barnmaster98 5
Atleast she's being safe
yumyumpoptart 16
better to see a mountain of condom boxes rather than a grandchild 9 months down the road.
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Comments (298)
nemo88 8
How old is she???
eliaaa11 2
15
nemo88 8
Wow!!!! To young!
nemo88 8
Wow!!!! To young!
ConradKay 13
Why? 15 seems a pretty acceptable age for sex to me, as long as she does it safely.
lollipoplolo 8
How old is she? I won't be so bad if she is over age then it would be if she was under age.
nemo88 8
Good point.
nemo88 8
She is 15:)
philzilla 1
Children who live with their mommies and daddies have as much or as little privacy as the parents decide #entitlementgeneration
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is not Twitter, or any social networking site. **** off.
Zomg_Okay 27
This just in: You're not on Twitter.
missmarymack23 1
at least shes taking the right precautions
reddudeover 2
"You have a pussy I have a dicka so what's the problem lets do it quick!" - Rammstein "Pussy"
Jumpingmal2 7
Why is this harmless comment getting thumbed down?
andy30ace 3
She a super freak
sarah8309 5
Ur a super dork! Lol. Jk
reddudeover 2
Super **** fighter 4
TachiownsMangu 5
Woul you rather see condoms or see grandchildren?
Arrawyn 12
How old is she?
Arrawyn 12
I think you should just let her sleep on the floor. She could **** on the floor, or hopefully, not
momo1972 3
That's not all that's broke. I think I heard a POP!!!!