Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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Top comments
barnmaster98 5
Atleast she's being safe
yumyumpoptart 16
better to see a mountain of condom boxes rather than a grandchild 9 months down the road.
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Comments (298)
iloveursister 4
If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about. Obviously roxxy has shit to hide
CptZoe 10
****, at least you're not a Granny! Clever girl for being safe..
fmessiah 19
Hard to judge without the age of your daughter.
haleybaby10511 0
to number 11, its not your daughter. you have no place to tell her.
Devin91 20
I know that when I have a child I don't want her even thinking about sex. So fyl OP but atleast she's not pregnant.
starlight124 6
at least she was having safe sex & isn't pregnant
sambudd14 2
Rather them then a bump in her belly?
jaredofmo 22
Well, dang it, get her a new bed!
WildInTheStreets 5
I was unaware that mountains could fit under a single bed.
Autocorrected 11
Am I the only one who read this and thought it was the condom boxes that broke the bed? :/
funnyman144 4
Ya you are