Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
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poopface82 25
If only every creep got such instant karma.
Chazzster 32
OP, while that's not very nice of husband to be so distracted - It is sort of a heterosexual male tendency to notice things like that. A potential glimpse of the honey pot does get your attention... My wife tends to notice a man's crotch and check out the potential size of the package - So it's not a purely male preoccupation... While it's not very romantic, I would say that OP should cut hubby some slack on this if he's a good husband otherwise.
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Comments (4)
dongdong xiang 10
What a ******* pig FYL. i’d start seeing a divorce lawyer if I were you. this is not a good sign.
poopface82 25
If only every creep got such instant karma.
Chazzster 32
OP, while that's not very nice of husband to be so distracted - It is sort of a heterosexual male tendency to notice things like that. A potential glimpse of the honey pot does get your attention... My wife tends to notice a man's crotch and check out the potential size of the package - So it's not a purely male preoccupation... While it's not very romantic, I would say that OP should cut hubby some slack on this if he's a good husband otherwise.
Billsonhamsen 17
It's not that big of a deal as long as it isn't happening all the time. Women often dress in revealing ways and then get mad when men look. Boobs are distracting. Seeing up a skirt is distracting. It just is this way for guys. He probably wasn't thinking about cheating or anything like that. This doesn't make him a cheap unlike what some of the other comments said. You don't need to worry unless he never gives you any attention.