Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
seeunexttuesdays 6
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D
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Comments (215)
al09cool 3
Shet lol lucky sperm
seeunexttuesdays 6
*shit? Haha
scotch 4
don't feel bad, the other two weren't planned either, hence the vasectomy. as your name says, you're just the "lucky sperm" :P
TKello 6
Buy some lottery tickets! Your very existence proves your luck...or a doctor's incompetence...
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Lol, I bet u feel special
rezzel 0
umm so maybe he aint ur real dad??
angi71 4
There's a time limit before it takes effect. My brother-in-law is a tubal baby almost three years after the procedure. Miracles happen you know.
DrewsFML 8
If by miracle you mean unsuccessful surgical procedure, then yeah, it's a miracle. (A certain percent of vasectomies "don't take" due to surgical error.)
MaRi3_ZaN3 0
ikr thats wat i said. hahaha bout hes probley not ur dad. :~]
TrollFeeder 10
God meant that to happen, you're special. Too bad God doesn't exist and you're Wtf child.
ashiebabie 0
God does exist and without him u wouldnt be here
xForeverNever 6
You are a miracle baybeh!!
brandi_1387 4
Well if it had worked u wouldn't be able to complain about it now...
GEFStryker 29
I can imagine your parents having a conversation like this a while back. Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."
name_of_user11 2
lol best story ever
dzhonatan 14
Where can I find a funny girl like that? Great comeback. Haha.
guilder16 8
Thank God it failed then? :P