Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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citruslime 0
awkward
perdix 31
Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he ****** you. The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.
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Comments (98)
Djelibeybi 0
Oooh... it's all fun and games until he ends up being your step-brother. Wait, hold up. This sounds like a Gossip Girl plot. Ah, NOW I know where she gets her material from. FYL
sgtjames 0
Thanksgivings should be fun
Cinn_fml 23
That's awkward, but chances are it won't matter too much in the long run, so just act maturely and I'm sure it'll all be fine. (Unless you're still seeing him, but based on the way you worded it, I doubt it.)
LittleMissSusie 0
The only thing that worries me is you had to work to remember who he was- you don't recognize your first?!?
maggiedixon 3
very good point. I was thinking the exact same thing.
Cinn_fml 23
We don't know how old the OP is or how long ago this happened. If it was a long time ago she might need a second glance to recognise him. Also, the OP doesn't say how long it took her to recognise him.
zemo999 0
Show him the top of your head, and see if he recognizes you too!! Lol
rockerbelle17 0
LMAO
squirrelman 0
win!!
deaper 16
AWK—WARD!
quin01 0
its a circle
purplezebrabam 0
awkward...
tictactesstor 0
oh gawd i would hate to have lost my virginity to my step brother before our parents got married...especially cause hes 7
alphaone77 0
Win-cest!