Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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citruslime 0
awkward
perdix 31
Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he ****** you. The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.
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Comments (98)
ithappens28 0
wait i dont get it.. can someone explain this to me please..
ManaUser 0
#64 Her dad is going to marry her ex-boyfriend's* mother, meaning he will be her step-brother. *Or the first boy she had sex with, anyway, maybe it was just a one night stand or something.
lutkica_xo 3
he looked "familiar ....how many guys have you slept with in order for you to not recognize your first right off the bat?
MangoArizona 0
HAHAHAHA FYL
crazedsyco 15
its a small world after all.
awesomedude4 0
lol
sandabelle25 0
if u didnt even recognise him right away it shouldnt be a big deal
fuckthisshit91 0
That sucks
cbr1000 0
ha ha one of my favorites.HAHA
IsacMedina 0
haha sucks for u
anonyn_fml 0
73 truth