Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
Silentshdw13 22
Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
nzhx 23
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking
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Comments (67)
theRonin 18
That is utterly embarrassing. Well, hopefully he's joking around.
nzhx 23
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking
rshoodoo 5
I see you in every post
ArturoJames 13
Do you just look for her in every post?!!?
MegaExplosives 17
Or, potentially, "their" fathers
PandaSmile 24
We need a follow up on this story!
hellnosucka 27
we need to know if the boy op brought home was indeed their brother.
Silentshdw13 22
Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
emilyjgraham 34
I work behind a bar more than 50 miles away from my hometown and where my mother has lived all her life but I get asked who my mum is because they think I'm someone else so I'm guessing OPs dad saw a similarity. Kind of hoping that they were talking before hand though because that question asked outright is a tad strange!
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Need more info, but your father seems like an ass
gracehi 33
Your father is a master twat swatter.
Redgy22 26
better than cleaning a gun in front of the date! props to your dad! But sorry, op.
barlos88 19
Wow, think your dad just may have just found the ultimate way to ruin sex
derangedplanet 23
this is ..AWESOME. so glad my father is late to this game. but holy hell is that a good one.
alexxxx92 9
The boy should ask his mother whether she knows your dad from high school if she doesn't your father is probably lying.
alexxxx92 9
When faced with the possibility of incest you always check ALWAYS.
PharmacyJoe 13
He probably thought cleaning the ol' shotgun was too heavy-handed a way to break you two up and keep his baby safe. Apologies OP; this is utterly mortifying.