Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!
gracezering 7
sounds like it's time to move out.
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Saraishi 25
Dad needs to replace what he destroyed.
Girlie7 11
If I were you I wouldn't worry so much about my school books...
kelsorg 21
I don't think she specified school books. I'd be upset if my books that I read for enjoyment were ruined.
Cynical_1 26
Yes, HE did specify school books, and why shouldn't he be upset about them? Especially if he is in post secondary. Some of those text books cost hundreds of dollars and you are required to have them. Never mind that he might actually need them to oh...I don't know...actually learn enough to pass his classes.
awesomeamandas 37
A lot of school books are expensive as hell. Especially if OP is in college so yes, I'd be worried about those too.
QueenofWheels 13
Why not books cost a lot and even if OP is in high school messed up books wi still need to bw replaced.
Zebediabolical 45
How long did he spray into the window to destroy that much stuff?
HypnoticNoises 11
Sucks to be you, OP. Your dad is a dumbass.
kelsorg 21
look at the bright side... at least it wasn't a pressure washer... fyl
MidnaLink 35
Just for the laptop and phone, he should end up with some of his crap destroyed.
weveallbeenthere 30
the only good part is you parents can file an insurance claim if everything is ruined and it will only cost the deductable.
Goblin182 27
#66, Maybe, as long as they don't tell the insurance agent the water was deliberate.
weveallbeenthere 30
oh yeah, that too.
Goblin182 27
was he using a fire hose?
Cynical_1 26
I've heard of brain dead...but wow...your dad takes moronic to a whole new level! FYL and I hope he replaces all your stuff.
chosha_fml 27
/sings/ Under the sea, under the sea! Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me. :)