Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. Apparently, my ex-girlfriend’s arm implant didn’t work this one time we had sex during our closure talk. Now I’m stuck having a baby with a girl I don’t even love anymore, and I have figure out how to explain this to my current girlfriend, who I do love. FML
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winterbell 4
are you gonna tell him or not
Gemfez 17
when the baby is born please do a paternity test and if it's not your boyfriend's, be honest.
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Comments (6)
winterbell 4
are you gonna tell him or not
Gemfez 17
when the baby is born please do a paternity test and if it's not your boyfriend's, be honest.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell him now. He deserves to know the truth.
MissCadaverous 11
you need to tell him asap. they can do a paternity test before the baby is born. he deserves to know.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for cheating on your fiance AND not using protection. I hope the wedding gets called off. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
JasonThorn 23
Whenever I think that abstinence is too restrictive...I read about genetic Darwin Award nominees like this who go for "Hate SEX"...