Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!
gracezering 7
sounds like it's time to move out.
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ThisIsSoOriginal 12
Oof, just imagining that happening to me hurts, so I can't even imagine how you feel. That was really stupid on his part, and he better replace everything. This needs a major followup when everything was sorted out. Until then, good luck OP.
JuanJavierRamos 5
dont leave your window open!
SmoothPancakes 10
Ah yes, blame the victim. It's all the victim's fault, not the dad or dumbass who committed the act. Please don't ever reproduce. The gene pool of the world is already far too tainted.
ItsMattias 4
I'm pretty sure that carpet dries... But OMG that sucks
QueenofWheels 13
Could have mildew set in
SasquatchDeluxe 10
He better pay for the damage.
MarkToast 19
my dad did this once and my phone was ruined. He said "well, it's your fault for leaving your phone out where it can get wet" and grounded me.
Eggs6131 14
He needs to replace your property now. Sue him if he doesn't. Sorry o.p :
HazelGrace 10
He should have to replace everything on them and them
kaylaaa01 11
Obviously your phone or laptop still works if you're posting on FML. Unless you have something alternative to use..
ShowMeKay 20
Even with replacements, if the water damage was bad enough it'll be a bitch replacing things like the files, photos, and contacts that were stored on his laptop and phone. Might not even be able to get some of those things back. FYL indeed, OP :(
Witchylady 18
Your dad is immature. Turn the hose on in his car. And see how he likes that!. Then you can both be immature together. Still, I hope you can salvage some of your things.