Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!
gracezering 7
sounds like it's time to move out.
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Comments (149)
HarrisonHarrison 4
Why doesn't the world learn from previous FMLs about damaged property. If he doesnt replace it all, your dad is a massive douche.
baited 1
maybe he didnt realize the window was open.
botanistjessica 24
Reading: they key to understanding
QueenofWheels 13
*the
merekat95 14
Awe man, I'd be so mad.
1dvs_bstd 41
#16 the problem ain' with the joke, it's just doesn't make sense at all, doesn't relate to the FML.
crushcrusher 33
That's frustrating. your dad needs to replace your stuffs
sexyboi1985 27
FYL !
awesomeamandas 37
The button. Use it.
sartrow 8
actually, since your dad done it, it should be saying hello to everything he ruined, he sould buy you new ones
buckdharma 38
Wash his car with the windows down.
Soundslikeothers 15
Something survived if you were able to post this FML
Fillie 26
He could have posted this using someone else's computer/phone. All of his stuff could still be ruined.
Soundslikeothers 15
sometime you people take comments way too literally.
therealjc_fml 14
That sucks. .. probably not on purpose though as being a dad I would feel inclined to replace that stuff. And that would suck more for him then you.
living_in_chaos 8
Your dad is a ******* asshole
Sports_guy3 28
No shit Sherlock/Thanks for setting sail Captain Obvious