Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!
gracezering 7
sounds like it's time to move out.
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slimblack 26
I hope he plans on replacing that stuff. Or at least apologized profusely.
catharsis5 9
Laptop, phone and school books could easily cost up to $1000. Heck, if the laptop is a Mac, that's $1000 already. Apologies are not going to cover it. Especially if OP was a college student who is taking out loans.
love_me_electric 20
But what if the parents cannot afford to replace it? I bought my own phone, textbooks, and laptop because my parents couldn't afford to buy them for me even if they wanted to. If my parents accidently ruined them I'm sure they'd give me some money, but there's no way they could replace all 3.
SmoothPancakes 10
#53, I would say tough shit. If I bought all of my stuff (which I have, well over $3,000 worth of electronics and other items) and it was all destroyed by some dumbass move or joke by my parents, I'd be forcing them to pay back every cent and replace every item. I'd take them to court if it required doing so to get everything replaced. I'm sure as hell not spending another multiple thousand dollars to replace everything just because some dumbass decided to try and be funny and ended up destroying everything.
paramor3 23
All violence for the next 24 hours is sanctioned and justified....we shall be cleansed by the purge....
piedpiper303 29
isnt it only 12 hours?
soragirlfriend 8
Special exception for extreme assholeness.
PapaSmash 14
Should spray his prized goods then (car, tv, computer, etc?) and say an eye for an eye!
weveallbeenthere 30
that would be a real douche bag move.
Meettitan 14
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
cakefete2 31
Except for that one guy with one eye.
Mysterious_one 26
congrats for a better laptop model.. new phone.. and a good excuse having bad grades due to wet home work
DylanHasClass 17
Tht blows! Sorry OP
Adam5858 17
Hope he buys new stuff for you
pinkchocoa 15
RIP his money too hahahahha
pete9913 23
Sounds like FY Dad's Life. Now he has to buy a laptop, phone, books etc...
keianaaaaa 1
Did you do anything to make your dad upset?
davethetayclark 2
It should be covered under home owners insurance.