Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Impatience
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
Oh, the humanity
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
What have you done now?
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
False advertising
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Top comments
trulypar 34
Apparently, it's not "dad proof" either.
Tripartita 45
If it's any consolation, your laptop died along with your father's dreams of watching **** in he shower. R.I.P. to the both of 'em.
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crossl16 22
I wonder how he figured that out
DogeDogeDoge 13
He probably googled it..
higgysaurus 18
Its honestly a big possibility that he did google it and then told OP that just to **** with her.
noahghosthand 12
maby he lite it on fire
whoopydoodah 18
You should make him pay for a new one
warrenhoward42 20
oh shit
oknicoleok 17
sorry OP :(
trulypar 34
Apparently, it's not "dad proof" either.
spicyburrito 18
Forgive and forget :) Lol jk you gotta make him pay OP that's awful
fmypatheticlife 15
What-er you talking about it's not water proof?!
Lalala579121 28
At least you tried. Don't worry, everyone was a little wet behind the ears at some point.
amileah13 26
And there are laptops that are? Hope you can get it fixed or you didn't lose your stuff on your laptop op. I know how hard it can be when you lose everything precious to you on a laptop.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
I suppose there might be cases for them that are, but they'd probably be expensive
Bigfabthetruth52 22
intellectual property, can't get that back and any other media probably not easy to get back either. It's always good to back shit up for situations like this one though.
orios105 18
At least you got Cyber Monday coming soon. better start looking for a good deal. lol
restinpepperonis 13
My grandad did this to my macbook pro, he thought it was a chopping board and put it in the dish washer... indeed it was not waterproof.
lexred 30
I wonder if that is true.
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like a legit use for a MacBook Pro to me...
Bigfabthetruth52 22
@false_stupidity, And I'm unfortunately going to be forced into getting one for my discipline in college.Smh
seba7236 21
Ive seen a similar thing on FB