Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!
gracezering 7
sounds like it's time to move out.
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motocox_307 2
Your dad seems badass
Rayth 19
I'm curious to know if the OP's dad actually does try to replace everything or at least something to make up for it. A follow up would be nice here.
mrcook9 5
Unless your wooden desk is rotten, or unless it was underwater for several minutes (aka: completely submerged), you can just dry it off and it will be fine.
TogeBara 12
If it was REAL wood, maybe that would be true, but if it is anything else like pressboard or something of that sort, the wood will soak it up and create bumps n it that wont flatten back out.
jrod48029 4
If he messed up ur phone and laptop, how did u post this?
lollypop624 11
Why is it called common sense when it's so rare?
shakile78 7
That's destruction of personal property, get a lawyer ready.
Getty95 13
I hope your dad plans to replace everything that got ruined!
xX_Munchie_Xx 8
Sounds like a lie. How was this posted?
CandyApple88 13
I'd return the favour, and be sure to spray the hose inside of his car too.
fantasyworld 39
Make him pay for everything.