Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sneaky dad
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Dope
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Ironic
Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Miscommunication
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Crisis control
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
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ProfessorMctitie 20
Tell him the truth then
WCARlover 35
Looks like you made a good decision then! Did you tell him the truth?
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sylverdrag_fml 9
Stand by your decision. People who want to see you slow and unhappy don't deserve to win
Drosophila82 18
I honestly don't mean to be judgmental and I hope I don't sound so, but as someone who has been introduced to this recreational drug barely 2 years ago I can say I'm happy you have some left over brain cells that swayed you into ceasing this habbit...
marianaXp 6
At least you stopped smoking good for you :-)
purple_lurple123 12
Keep doing what you're doing OP! Explain to him and hopefully all works out!
magickiss87 22
Gotta love it. The one time I hadn't smoked in few weeks and my parents kept hounding me to tell them the truth (that I was high- since my eyes were bloodshot from being tired and not having smoked) and that if I didn't come clean I was going to have to find another place to live. Guess who has been out on their own for 14 years now. Lol. I just love being accused of something when I'm actually not doing whatever it is for once!
lil_juggalette 15
weed isn't a drug, THC isn't a drug, CBD isn't a drug, it helps fight cancer and helps for many other things too. everyone saying that it's a drug is a brainwashed anti nature pro pills person. sorry but I'd rather burn a plant then take god knows what that may cause death or seizures or any other health issues. weed has short term side effect, NOT long term. however many medications can cause long term issues. do your damn research!
theTravinator 21
Actually, prolonged use of marijuana has been proven to cause schizophrenia and abnormalities in the chemicals in our brain. Our dopamine gets released when smoking weed, making you feel euphoric and happy. Unfortunately the more you smoke the more you throw off your brains ability to produce these chemicals. I'm not anti-legalization, but you should take a look at both sides before getting all paranoid about pharmaceutical corruption
ajean97 14
Weed doesn't cause schizophrenia. It can cause it to show up sooner than if you didn't smoke weed.
be82tw 17
@58, I am a pro legalization type of guy, but on the face of it your comment is ridiculous: THC is a drug, by its very definition. Research on Marijuana in medicine, frankly, is rather spotty: the war on drugs made a lot of research a nonstarter for a very long time. There are some VERY interesting effects (combating chemo nausea among cancer patients, treating glaucoma and chronic pain, suppressing seizures) supported by anecdotal evidence that warrant good research, and many doctors feel it's sound enough to whip out the pad, but we have a long way to go before claiming it is mother's milk. Even if we throw out all the old research on the long term effects of Marijuana as hopelessly tainted and start over from scratch, you are still making the implausible argument that chronic use of a mind and body altering substance has no long term effects, disregarding virtually every other example we have. Medical Marijuana may have many wonderful applications: certainly it is promising. And if you want to roll the dice with your own brain for ***** and giggles, be my guest: I have no desire to make your choices for you. But for you to come out and claim it isn't a drug, doesn't contain any drug, but still does all the wonderful things drugs do without any of the long term effects of drugs, and expect the world to accept that because YOU LIKE IT? And that "everyone saying that it's a drug is a brainwashed anti nature pro pills person" means you get to just dismiss anyone who disagrees with you? Ridiculous. Lazy. Irresponsible.
dractheripper 11
Sounds like you need to do your own research. As someone persuing a career in naturopathy and natural medicine, I can say that I'd rather use something natural to heal an ailment, but but everything that comes from the earth is good for you. I.e. cocaine, opium, belladonna, various mushrooms, and hell, Australia has a tree thats leaves have neurotoxin so strong even TOUCHING them makes grown men want to die from the pain. Drugs are classified as mind-altering substances, and as much as people who think like you deny it, weed does alter the mind. It isn't a cure-all, if anything it's a band-aid fix to things that modern medicine can help with if people funded advanced, affordable cures instead of a plant that kills brain cells. I'm not a "pro-pills" person (though they do help and there are some things that natural medicine cannot prevent or cure) and I'm not for making weed legal to the general public, and if it was, it needs to be heavily regulated by the fda to certain standards. Use it for medicine, not recreational use, and that means doing away with all of the hybrid strains that simply exist for a better high.
missbrit818 20
Well be proud that you've quit
Parvati48 15
Good Job for quitting OP! I hope you enjoy the new you and just let Dad know you made a good change in your life and that's why you are better off now.
MishIsBish 12
Don't really know how to vote on this one..
Atrius82 16
Good job on quitting!