Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
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ProfessorMctitie 20
Tell him the truth then
WCARlover 35
Looks like you made a good decision then! Did you tell him the truth?
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Comments (105)
Pablo1321 14
weed is not a drug its a herb bruh
maty172 14
THC is a drug.
lil_juggalette 15
#22 no, its not. its a plant. a flower actually. it blooms and has a similar life cycle to a flower, but reproduces more like a herb. get your facts straight and by that, I don't mean listen to what the phoney government has to say
BloodRedViola 12
#59 what does that have to do with anything? THC, which is in weed, is a drug because it changes the original workings of your body. it's the same as alcohol, cigarettes, and any sort of pill. just because it comes from a plant doesn't make it different. vodka comes from potatoes, cigarettes come from tobacco plants, wine from grapes. plenty of pills can have plant extracts as well.
Draugen 16
Cocaine and opium come from a leaf and a flower, respectively. Doesn't mean they aren't drugs.
tantanpanda 26
#59, lol we all know who smoke weed now. It's a drug because it changes the physiology of the brain and the previous reasons stated above.
dractheripper 11
Pretty sure the chemical compound in the plant is a drug, "bruh."
bleedingglitter 24
Dad thinks you need to chill out again. That's kinda funny.
Bragi 12
Incorrect baseline established!
the_aspect 28
good job on quitting!
buckdharma 38
Congratulations for blazing a new trail, and turning over a new leaf. Hope you bowl them over.
Charlizard1030 15
Has anyone noticed that the "you deserved it" button has 420?????
dragonvale19 12
Dude, you should have noticed. A lot of people can be idiots... Or just clicked the wrong button.... Although i understand the you deserved it one.
laden_swallow09 35
It's a number. Just a number. Only a number. Comes before four hundred twenty-one and after four hundred nineteen. Get a grip.
Justin1459 16
It's better to tell him the truth and have him not mad at you than it is to not tell him the truth and remain angry at you. Do it OP.
abNormal62 23
So you didn't understand that marijuana is a relaxant and doesn't function as a stimulant? Good thing this conversation occurred after you quit using, as he would've harsher your mellow back then. With your newfound energy you can just laugh it off and go onto the next activity
Stillo 25
Congratulation op :) you have made a good decision on quitting !:)
nutella4life 14
how is that a FML? you disserve it