Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I waved at a baby in a stroller whilst walking past a pub's beer garden. The baby didn't wave back. Instead, the 'mum' turned around and said, 'Why are you waving at my bag?' I then realised that it wasn't a baby stroller, just a big purse with a blanket over it. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
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Top comments
ninjaassassinguy 17
What a great fake parent
WCARlover 35
Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll
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Comments (78)
ninjaassassinguy 17
What a great fake parent
SlimDanny 15
Classic misunderstanding
Way2Fast8 20
This story was wild from start from finish
Swandive235 27
He probably got recorded on some sort of how to catch a predator show.
buckdharma 38
I'm Jim Henson with Baitline. Would you like to tell our audience what you were going to do with Miss Piggy?
may14th 26
was this one of those social experiments?
Sansa_fml 38
In that case, if it whas about being a good parent, that women failed. if it's about how people react who see this happening, OP passed the test.
ebonyirony 29
those are bullshit anyway. like that john quiones(sp) show people who watch those types of shows probably already do the right thing so watching people do the right thing on them is this weird masturbatory pat on the back. "hey i would do that too. yeahh. "
swaglesshipster 23
At least you tried your hearts in the right place :)
MrEatYourDog 14
They see me rolling. They hating. Tryna catch me riding dirty
khaoticpanda 28
Tryna catch me stealin babies
WCARlover 35
Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll
ThatHorse 15
Plot twist #2: The woman wanted that to happen so she intentionally left the baby doll behind.
logic368 8
That woman must have been a troll on a roll with a doll. Lol
ber4fun 23
Still doesn't explain why she just left it there.
nityasomaiya 46
Ooh, something's fishy. There could be drugs in the doll. After all, she was carrying it around in a stroller. Either that, or the lady was crazy (with desire of a child).
Eliseopwns 22
What if those two men were the ones buying the drugs in the baby..?
FMLusername969 21
Makes sense with them attacking her. I mean... OP did say she was pushing the stroller TOWARDS the woman who walked away from it.
aznmuffin44 12
I recently watched a stroller-baby prank video, so it could be something along the lines of that.
Musicforlife29 12
At least it wasn't a sack of flour
LadyKayDee 23
I have a feeling it was a reaction prank for YouTube or something. Watch out OP. For all you know, you might be a star in a viral video.
Darkness_Hate 29
Youtube prank i guess.