Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
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dum_dum1 0
you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!
zDylanz 6
If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.
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Comments (382)
rawyak 4
failbear, my school is ten miles away and I walk there and back and I also play football. I'm 14. SUCK IT!!!!!
121988 0
maybe u need some exercise it's sad when ur dad has to pay u to get off ur ass
Frijolero_92 1
blisters really??? pussy
Swaggy94_fml 0
Kid ur fat lol 8 miles is nothing to me
360XBOXFTW 0
ya like one time i ran 300 miles in five minutes and wasn't even out of breath
TJSpeed91 4
YDI for being ladzy and a puss and out of shape and being stupid by not makin sure he was serious. this isn't a FML this is a IWB "I'm a Whiney Bitch"
larisonr 4
You wouldn't walk for $25/hr? That's a good deal.
iTaylor 0
I feel like the average high school student rides the bus or drives..
tjsomethin 9
Random, unrelated thought here guys, but has the OP ever actually posted a comment on his/her own FML?
larisonr 4
Yeah, a few fmls ago, the one about the vial of blood from some boy, she actually commented back quite a bit.
dc295 3
wow ur dad is a cheap douche bag…
skylerj94 0
lol I run 4 miles everyday and then go lifting YDI for being lazy and complaining about WALKING xD