Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
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WolfKing501 0
Fun dad you got their lol
Thanatos1206 0
That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"
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Comments (218)
alyssasuro 1
trololol.
adropofpeace 8
I'd be so mad. Your dad sucks.
imosim 0
umadbro? ahah
rocketeer_97 1
Run Forest, run !
yummayy_ 11
Thats how my grandma met my grandpa! No joke. Ha :D
yummayy_ 11
18 I love your picture. That is my favorite cartoon ever!! =)
WolfKing501 0
Fun dad you got their lol
PushMyButtons 5
what a douche....
Thanatos1206 0
Here let me correct that for you. "Fun dad. You got their lol." There we go.
yummayy_ 11
Hey my comment got deleted along with 1's! That is how my grandma met my grandpa. No joke :)
therealbmw 2
Thanks for sharing...
rocketeer_97 1
Run Forest, run !
yummayy_ 11
Where did my f*ckin comment go?!
WolfKing501 0
oh thanks man
adropofpeace 8
And then it started to rain right? I mean, that's what would happen in the movies...
danica45 7
I bet it did start to rain =] and it's there not their...
DropDead77 11
That's hilarious!
marinus_fml 20
#41 Let me fix that for you. Fun dad you got there, lol.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Your dad is very wise. Walking can get boring. If I could run everywhere I went and not look like a dumbass and/or get sweaty, the world would be a better place. :D Getcherself sum excorcise. >;D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They're they're, everythings gonna bee okay! just take a deep breath and relax. their only small mistakes, who cares about grammer now that theirs tv spelling doesn't matter. It's there choice and if their gonna do it, let em. :D
swasticop 0
#72 let me help you out. dad you fun there got, lol.
AaronTkr 0
#91, let me correct that for you. shut the **** up.
YacL 15
86- Your comment just raped my mind. I am so confused now.
Opium_Production 5
what the **** is wrong with 86's eye
devwre 0
it's closed. like when you close a door, you know? nothing is wrong with the door, it's just not open at the moment? like that
Elphieba 4
But something is wrong with you pointing to your nipple...
miraggg 1
let me fix that for you... fun dad. you. got their! lol
KingGeorgeGal 12
That sucks -__- sorry.
kinder10_fml 0
well 41 since you are a douche bag grammar **** it would actually be. "that's a fun dad you have there." but last time I checked this isn't English class so stfu
Trololololololo_fml 7
A wild trolldad appears!
macman23 4
exactly. not English class I don't get why every one is making it seem like it is
JohannMedina 0
He's just trying to get you some exercise. I wish I had a dad like that! YDI for being disgraceful.
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
I find it funny when people try to correct other peoples responses and they fail miserably
JohannMedina 0
"Today, I just wrote an excessively long speech in FML about why it people should at least try to stop making grammatical errors on the site. Feeling proud of myself after finishing up, I realized I had accidentally pressed the "Cancel" button. FML."
mmccombs13 0
you didn't he correct it right you ass wipe. it's there...
NotSoSuperTV 0
I think he's winking, dumb balls
MissMittens 0
marinus is getting buffer everytime he changes his picture ;)
mematteden 2
maybe its for the better/ first
yummayy_ 11
Fail. 3rd.
yummayy_ 11
Fail. 3rd.
yummayy_ 11
Hmm don't know why it posted twice. My baddd :)
mematteden 2
maybe its for the better/ first
crazyanthonySF 0
man that sucks i hope he makes it up to you
aaron1407 3
which way? haha
MarkFeehily 0
He could buy the OP a car!
IndiRae 9
If I got a car for every time my dad pulled a dick move like this, my last name would be Ford.
PushMyButtons 5
42. I laughed so hard, I might have actually LOL'ed in the process
PushMyButtons 5
*47
crazyanthonySF 0
he should buy her a car
crackiebob 0
buy your own damn car
devwre 0
#47 If you got a shitty car for every time your dad pulled a dick move, THEN your name would be Ford.
IndiRae 9
Ford Fix Or Repair Daily
cruzer555 1
seriously fords suck... so do Chevys tho... gotta be Audi or benz for me.
PSQ91 6
He seems nice.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Does anybody else who's using the FML app notice it's hard to scroll up and down? it's delayed or something... Or maybe it's just me?
yummayy_ 11
Yes! and then it crashes!
IndiRae 9
>.< Not just you
yummayy_ 11
Why are all the ******* comments being deleted
IndiRae 9
Cause they're not on topic xD
yummayy_ 11
Well its pissing me off! Delete this comment. I DARE YOU!
gabstahhh 8
Now that's love
igotnolegs 1
This is definitely troll dad :P
JesusFishTaco 5
Oh my god. That is hilarious.
Tommananaze6T9 4
hell yea it is
jazziecat09 0
sounds like something my dad would do. haha
Radek18 0
So did you run?
GreenMaze 0
run forest run
aaron1407 3
Dnt be fat and u wont have to walk
IndiRae 9
Don't be fat and you won't have to walk? what the **** kind of logic is that? I'm thin and walk? So is my neighbor, and people on the sidewalk, and every other 'not fat' person. Where the hell do you live that all the thin people run to reach their destination?
ahotgeek 0
9, ur an ass and a retard
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
#9 L2 Make Sense or Gtfo
PSQ91 6
That was joke, right. You're funny.
chaoticnh 0
are you a fatass that drives?
Lumenoire 0
You heard the man, so GET GOING!