Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML
Today, a woman came through my drive-thru and ordered a latte, but the bank had closed off her cards and she was short 30 cents in cash. I felt bad, so I paid for her. When I went home, I told my dad what I did, thinking he'd be proud of how he raised me but no, he said I'd wasted my money, and made me feel bad about it. FML
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
Today, I was invited by my dad to eat out at a buffet. At the end he handed me the bill. I paid with hesitation, because he didn’t ask or talk to me about it, but I didn’t wanna make a scene. I come home to my husband asking for more money too because he "can’t manage money." I guess girls really do go for their dads. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
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NYGiants1925 22
$40 for McDonald's!?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Geez, his lack of impulse control is not your fault. Tell him he needs to pay you the money back. You gave him YOUR money to get him to do you a favour, he failed at that favour, so now he needs to reimburse you.
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Comments (30)
Googolman 29
I'm wondering how he managed to spend $40 on McNuggets.
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm wondering how he managed to eat $40 of McNuggets.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Geez, his lack of impulse control is not your fault. Tell him he needs to pay you the money back. You gave him YOUR money to get him to do you a favour, he failed at that favour, so now he needs to reimburse you.
NYGiants1925 22
$40 for McDonald's!?
Catdragon 40
You can get 40 nuggets for $10. maybe the guy got $40 worth of nuggets?
yerawizardlizzy 27
$40 for any lunch seems too much.
trucker2 33
I'm just guessing that $40 was for both your lunches
pyrestriker 6
50pc nuggets is $10.This is enough for 200 nuggets.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Who can resist those all white meat crunchy chicken nuggets?
TMWhisp 22
Mm, I know right? The sweet flavoring of ammonia and cancer. So yummy!
SixthSinEnvy 39
Wendy's nuggets, yes. Those are heaven. McDonald's nuggets, bleh. They're always so crispy to the point they're almost dry.
Mauskau 36
People that would rather eat a proper chicken breast than anything deep fried and processed?
babs22291 15
They smell lime a movie theatre. Have you picked one up and smelled..???
Mr_Jah 9
You do realize mcdonalds chicken nuggets are leftovers from Tyson chicken. All the WORST parts of a chicken (Literally).
TisButAScratch 10
I honestly don't blame him
vcapelo 19
Junkfood shouldn't be considered lunch!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That is not the point of this FML.
riahlum 12
Not everyone has time to prepare a lunch, and every once in a while it won't kill you. This fml went over your head.
bretzeller 13
Go have a good cry if you're afraid of chicken nuggets. They won't kill you.
rockeditionbarbi 14
Who spends $40 on McNuggets??
Pimpfromdowntown 11
if you had 40 dollars why not order pizza?
Doctor_HooLock 10
That's like 160 nuggets...
Helldemon 32
When I worked at McD I had two guy's come in and give me around 70 dollars and they told me they wanted all Nuggets with it. Think it was 260 nuggets total.
mclovin22897 15
how many ncnuggets did you want?