Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
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Top comments
Naitras 15
so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise
TheWhiteDemon 0
well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution
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TheWhiteDemon 0
well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution
hedgerow 0
yeah it is, three miles is nothing!
iSitt 0
ops grandma cried because she has seen what being fat does to the health over the decades.
TwoZeroOZ 2
No kidding. FYL for thinking 3 miles is a terrible distance.
T1A2Z3 35
I work about 20 minutes away from where I live in a cafe. Believe me after a 7 hour shift of running around like crazy those 20 minutes absolutely kill me...
kaoss54 3
hahahahaha suks to be u! lol
Naitras 15
so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise
deathpotato 11
well said.
IcyHell 0
You so fat...
Mirorbo 27
Here come the comments insulting OP under the assumption that she is obese. *sigh*
Mirorbo 27
UNDER the assumption! UNDER! Mods, darlings, could you be sweethearts and please fix this for me? I missed it until the last second.
KristinaKreme 0
Cold-hearted assholes -_-
Zmeilerr 22
Agreed, 46
rasta_pasta 4
she's probably not obese, just lazy. either way she won't find much sympathy.
Person000 0
INSULTS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION SHE'S FAT? The grandma ******* cried she's so fat. I don't think we are just assuming. stop being so ******* over sensitive about obesity. It's the worst health related problem in the united states. it's predicted 90% of us will be overweight by 2050. ITS TIME WE GET TOUGH ON THIS PROBLEM, SORRY IF THAT MEANS OFFENDING SOME PEOPLE.
Ainarr 29
This FML was posted by someone in the UK.
angelo8320 0
should have taken the bus
ChefGuy 0
lol probably never thought of that. always had the parents drive her everywhere
Lichinamo 33
Some places don't have buses or any other way of public transportation. My town doesn't.
jhazmuzic 0
Don't be rude. Some people are insecure. I'll be she's not even fat and her parents are just rude.
marinus_fml 20
OP must be obese.
JGchowda 0
i fat, but I eat wut I want cuz ma parentz luvz me
angelo8320 0
you spell fat. no offense
JGchowda 0
ya cuz I can do wuteva I want
angelo8320 0
except..... ah never mind, I'm sure you've heard it all before
JGchowda 0
wait wat? herd about wat?
crabgass 3
good attitude.... wuteva I do what i want!! ~ Eric cartman
pinkdottedbow 0
i has aids but I shar needlz cuz i do watevr I want Nice mentality.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Y'all dun kno' me.
Aerious 0
You guys fail; they're making a South Park reference.
spedyblue 1
lose weight, gain life