Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
Idaho4177 4
Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.
Naomimi_fml 6
I like your dad.
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Comments (187)
hurrican_fml 0
Take the $40 dollars from his wallet and put the monopoly money in
erinchick1 7
Steal $40 dollars out of his wallet and when he says something tell him it's compensation for the labor you did for him because you don't work for free
DohIMissed 6
Which video game did you want?
DohIMissed 6
Directed at OP
ohSNAPyall 27
Next time, hold out for $500.
perdix 31
Call the police and he will be arrested to fraud. He'll Go to Jail and not pass Go and collect $200. Next time he asks you to wash his car, make sure you charge him Park Place or Boardwalk.
Gpro67 9
Was this game black ops 2 or Halo 4, because black ops 2 is just a waste if cash.
kemnet 7
Next time get paid first and wash the little silver car in monopoly
awebb21 7
Get your $40 back plus $200 because you "passed" go
cookieface15 2
I say you collect 200 from his wallet for passing go.
User57777 13
Troll dad!