Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
Idaho4177 4
Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.
Naomimi_fml 6
I like your dad.
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Comments (187)
iGiveNoDamn 14
Haha cool Dad, will be cooler if he does buy you d video game tho.
DavidSSabb 1
Are you actually spoiled enough to think you would get $40 just for washing the car? Then you needed a lesson.
scr_sensei 14
OP probably didn't expect that until his dad OFFERED to pay him $40 to do it. Its not like he was bugging his dad for $40, or offered to wash the car for payment. OP's dad is a dick.
SlenderMann 10
Should have taken the car and driven through the mud.
Christala 8
offer to do it again soon, when the temp drops again. set the hose for a fine mist spray and coat the car in multiple layers. the fine mist will freeze quickly, allowing you to build up a thick layer of ice all over the car. somewhere during this process, take the $40 in monopoly money and flatten it out on the ice caking the windshield, and then layer on some more ice. If you're patient, you should be able to build up a good inch of ice over every surface.
Saikon1357 25
Throw dirt of his car and give him back the monopoly money.
unixdude 9
File a mechanics lien at the courthouse.
bree_4life 4
When ur dad is sleeping grab his car keys and get the trash in the trash can and put it all over in his car and get a bucket of mud and and put it all over his car and to top it off spray paint his car saying "you paid me monopoly money I'll pay u back by trashing your car from (your name) with love" see how funny it is now when his car is trashed! >:)
HannahLouise96 13
Throw dirt over his car.
Miraloma_Ace 1
Was it for bo2 or halo?;)
kingharrison 4
take some mud and throw it on his car!