Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
Idaho4177 4
Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.
Naomimi_fml 6
I like your dad.
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Comments (187)
NigerianMedicine 11
Defecate in his car. That should be equally hilarious.
alan831 9
This actually cracked me up.
titibug823 11
You had an agreement, he went back on his end of the deal, so go to a higher authority (ie, Mom or stepmom if that the case, or even Grandmom), or you could get him back
baileymarie102 6
The worst part is, there's nothing you can do about that. Maybe make it really dirty again? Lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Always specify with your dad from now on...
culito_fml 10
I'd prank him back by getting the car very dirty
thepokemonkid 9
Halo 4 Will make you do crazy things
efrainelboricua 12
I'd rather be paid in gummy bears then Monopoly money
firepanda11 7
Throw a bunch of mud all over the car!
shrdlu 28
If he ever asks you to do anything ever again (even just "pass the salt"), demand cash in advance.
LexieWins 0
Well, he did raise you so I guess you'll never really be even.