Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Top comments
Idaho4177 4
Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.
Naomimi_fml 6
I like your dad.
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Comments (187)
emeraldisle 30
Your dad has a great sense of humour.
hellproof023 6
Go switch it with money in his wallet while he sleeps...
naughtylez82 4
Did he ever give you real money? No? Put the Monopoly money in his wallet and take the forty he owes you.
FYLminesGREAT 5
Or you could just ask him if he can break change for a $20 (assuming he gave 2 $20's) on different occasions.
Sally2dicks21 8
Too good. I have to remember thid one
lambda_fml 40
Your dads the ultimate troll.
murkinstock 5
Black Ops 2?
jamza 10
Your dad is a champion... I need to buy monopoly and pull that shit on my kids
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It's not THAT original a joke...
Jaxx66 21
Not to mention, it's not nice either. As a parent do you really want to set the example that you can go back on your word? It just breeds more liars and thieves in the long run. Unless you say 'just joking, here's the money I promised. Since we did in fact make a deal an you held up your end'
B5B0N35 18
lol did u buy the house u landed on next?
llama612 27
When your dad isn't looking change all the money in his wallet for monopoly money, he pranked you only fair you prank him back.
SS 31
I'm pretty sure that's illegal - to not pay somebody for doing work at a pre-arranged price.
TheDrifter 24
Always determine the currency of the transaction in writing before considering the contract compete. Or just realize that he's likely to troll you.
SS 31
Fair enough I suppose :)