Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No kidding
Today, I volunteered to babysit my niece. How hard can it be to entertain a toddler for a few hours? Turns out, very hard. Within minutes, she'd turned the living room into a war zone, with crayon graffiti and a trail of sticky handprints leading to who knows where. By the time her parents got back, I was ready to sign up for a lifetime supply of earplugs. FML
Demon child
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, I offered to let my niece and brother stay at my apartment, as my brother was going through a rough divorce and had lost his job. After coming home from work, I found my niece had snapped all of my pencils and had ruined over ten years worth of artwork. FML
Bride of Chucky
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Smart gitl
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
What were the chances?
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Threat
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, my cousin left her undisciplined demon-child at my house for Christmas. This child destroyed the other children's gifts and made so much noise that the neighbors called the police. The adults can't really discipline her while her mother is away, so all we can do is apologize in this child's wake. FML
Can't take my eyes off you
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
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ihpp 22
kids can be downright evil.
Drizl 17
You should definitely tell your brother.
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ihpp 22
kids can be downright evil.
mla2000 15
Agreed. My five year old cousin cussed me out and ripped my favorite headphones.
Murkyy 15
"We can? Thanks, Mom!"
tantanpanda 26
the best thing to do to brats like those is to tie their ankle to the leg of a heavy table so they can only go so far. it worked on my parents a long time ago.
Drizl 17
You should definitely tell your brother.
Zoldyck 17
I'm pretty sure it's easy to tell your brother though, isn't it? I mean, all of the evidence is right there...
nix1993 41
Some parents just don't want to hear it. Their perfect little angels can do no wrong, and it always has to be someone else's fault.
fortune789 17
That was a fiery comment with explosive results... Anyone? Okay, I'll let myself out...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
We'll lock the door behind you.
Blake77_fml 19
It's okay, you already got top comment...
Ilikepie82479 20
Wow, I bet you won't be babysitting any time soon
UnidentifiedFun 37
Well, did it work?
Rozza17 29
Oh children. Gotta love 'em
Likian5 26
Sounds like someone needs a stern talking to. Perhaps an angry wag of the finger should do the trick.
Just_A_Tree 20
*gasp* you WAG your finger at a child! One should never wag their index finger at a child!
Rallred32 20
That's suggestive of pointing a gun at them! And guns are by nature Satan's tool!
CharlieM78 9
Man up spank the brat
TheSwegMaster69 11
Because spanking always solved the problem.
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
It solved my problems. I grew up straighter because I was actually corrected. There's nothing wrong with some rod of correction every once in a while.
Zebediabolical 45
Not spanking certainly doesn't help.
cadillacgal79 32
Hey, when I did something I shouldn't have, I got my ass whooped or hand soap on the gums, which is really nasty.
Rozza17 29
#10 So you're saying that it is okay to hit another persons child? I do not understand why people are voting you up for your rude comment!
Llama_Face89 34
10- This is a prime example of how soft society has become... I NEVER acted like some of the little ***** you see today because I knew what would happen if I did. Kids these days know they can get away with anything with little to no consequences. Imagine how they'll be as adults.
foxwasalamb 24
guys, everyone has different opinions. we were spanked, my brother is a hellion and im "normal". people believe different things
randomname98 22
I was spanked as a child. As a result, I suffer from a condition known as "respect for others."
Just_A_Tree 20
As much as I'm for spanking and teaching respect. You don't hit someone else's child. Unless the parent said you can deal punishment as far as spanking, then I wouldn't spank them and there are other ways of teaching kids to behave. I was spank only once or twice as a kid. My behavior got worse from it, because if look for better ways to hide it. My parents decided to use other forms of punishment, but all in all, I never really misbehaved enough to need punishment. There were only a few times where I should've been punished. I just didn't do much. My parents always thought it was odd and have often said they had it way too easy with my brother and I.
Fou_Lou 20
How can you teach kids respect when you disrepect themselves by hitting them. Its fear you teach not respect. Many parents seem to be unable to give the kid consequences other thank hitting the kids since society has changed and hitting children isnt ok anymore. Its a adaption issue not the lack of spanking. authoritative parenting is seen as hitting child and so on. So parents in this gneration fear being authoritative even though it just means giving the kids borders and consequences for breaking them. Consequences are really important but hitting a child is a bad consequence. And its equally important to announce the Consequences. I would have told the kid that i tell everything it does bad to her dad and that santa doesnt give gifts to misbehaving children. And if it misbehaves too bad and doesnt stop im gonna call her father and tell him right now and if he has to come back he will be really mad. Thats what i would have done.
ThePols 11
Slip "it" some children's Gravol. Annnnnd it's sleeping. Enjoy watching Netflix in peace.
Rallred32 20
I don't think it's always a good decision to slip a child drugs.