Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
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Top comments
xlasxtchanxce13 22
I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you
mareike 16
Wow, I would rethink this marriage.
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Comments (131)
xlasxtchanxce13 22
I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you
justaweirdgirl 14
AND also stalks his ex...
clicker2 10
I think there are other issues with this marriage.
mareike 16
Wow, I would rethink this marriage.
nix1993 41
She should go to court with him. When she divorces him.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Let me do a little cheer for you, OP. Give me a D! "D!" Give me an I! "I!" Give me a V-O-R-C-E! V-O-R-C-E! What does that spell? DIVORCE HIS ASS OP!
gracehi 33
Your comment is suspiciously familiar, 92.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
100, how so?
chuka81 27
It has never felt more appropriate to resort to the old cliché, "you mean ex husband right?"
fakedsincerity 32
Usually I roll my eyes at that comment on FML but damn if a dude ever deserved to be an ex-husband it's this asshole.
NYGiants1925 22
I think it's time for a divorce...
julako 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...or many long talks and a psychotherapy. for me i'd like to have the possibility of understanding him and for him the chance to change and understand me. if that does't help him it's still possible to think about divorce.
JustTheTruth42 13
65 there's nothing to try and understand. The guy is an asshole and a creep.
ccameron12 21
I hate to say it but maybe a divorce might be a good idea in this situation?
purelymixed 17
You hit the jackpot
Teyros 24
Sounds like you're the one who got the crap end of the deal.. I'd ditch someone like that.
Mynxie 26
Yeah I would divorce his piece of shit ass. He has no respect for you.
MidnaLink 35
Ask her if you can be her witness, if not for support or something against the jackass.
tech1200mk5 6
You mean EX-husband, right? RIGHT?!
xoteeshaox 22
It takes a while to become ex. She might be very well looking at a divorce, but until it is finalised, he's still her husband
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
Man, I can't tell you how much I hated that wait. That technically I was still "with" my ex when it had ended in every other possible way long before.