Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
No kidding!
player20270 32
I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.
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Comments (49)
_Peppermint_ 34
No kidding!
kryxen 14
Well at least it was accurate.
SydLovesLacey 18
I believe it.
Wsparta 26
Wow, that is classy. /sarcasm
krazayman 18
I don't think they appreciated your sarcasm
Aimeejasmine 15
I wonder what his present for you daughter was if that's his sense of humour aha
goldcock19 9
Probably a butt plug or something
Matheo_fml 21
Attitude at its finest!
PossiblyInDanger 24
If your dad is the kind of parent who likes to embarrass his kids, he definitely succeeded. Sounds like something my father would do. Should've told him to change shirts or leave.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Wow buzz kill much? The dad sounds like he has a good sense of humor.
10thDoctorGirl 13
For an 8 year old's party, it's not really appropriate. Different if it were to an adult party.
GriZzliie 3
22, you've got the best picture to make that comment!
player20270 32
I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.
Exaspera 55
Poor kidlet.
KitchKraft 21
At least he's honest.
tranced_ 45
Where can I get one?
carllyo 19
Probably Amazon. Amazon has almost everything.
spinda 22
Classy!
irish_lad 16
Well the shirt says right. Your dad is a huge dick