Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why do people come here with problems that have such simple, obvious solutions? Just smash everyone's computer before they read your email. No jury will convict you. Everyone knows that once it gets out, you'll be Mr. Nipple or Ms. Nipple forever, even if you change companies. That is so heinous that destroying dozens of computers to avoid that is justifiable.
sirrubberduckie 37
Ok, Nipple. Whatever you say, Nipple.
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RichardPencil 32
Why do people come here with problems that have such simple, obvious solutions? Just smash everyone's computer before they read your email. No jury will convict you. Everyone knows that once it gets out, you'll be Mr. Nipple or Ms. Nipple forever, even if you change companies. That is so heinous that destroying dozens of computers to avoid that is justifiable.
sirrubberduckie 37
Ok, Nipple. Whatever you say, Nipple.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, shit, now he or she is going to have to smash a bunch of phones!