Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
Tyler12108 0
he wnts 2 *** u
hedgerow 0
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Something tells me you'd rather be a science major, and that you are just jealous.. YDI
Belovan 2
Lots of jobs for an art major.
jweezy89 4
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More jobs than a sci major? Not in this universe. Op, your dad was just hoping to nudge you off your worthless path, and steer you onto one that might turn you into a productive member of society.
kasumii 1
You're a moron. People can do whatever they want. Not everyone wants to be worthwhile to the dumb society.
beccy92 4
if you can make money of something you like doing, why wouldn't you??
Danij101 0
I saw both of your comments, what are you bipolar!?!?
bluegoldfish 7
123, we LIVE in and heavily rely on society, and while there are some hermits out there who try to dissociate themselves from society, for those of us who need society to provide us with food, water and electricity, it generally pays to interact positively with it. as far as the science jobs>art jobs argument goes, while art is very dodgy and there are plenty more starving artists, actors, musicians and authors than successful ones, science is also pretty competitive in the uk (where op comes from) and even if you do get into uni and secure one of the limited jobs out there, you mostly get paid a pittance and are employed by a faceless corporation or the government, either of whom can cut funding for your project pretty much whenever they feel like it leaving you up shit creek without a paddle. welcome to science.
hockeyrocks39 0
Sounds like your dad may be brothers with Family Guy. haha too funny!
ipwnlosers 4
*Brothers with Peter from Family Guy
dudeitsdanny 10
*Peter's, from Family Guy, brother
GeraldisTheG 3
sex on the beach
angelsara91 0
ur at a art thing, spill paint on the shirt n ruin it. :)
xxlauruh 0
At an art thing* Jesus Christ, reading your comment made my brain hurt.
dollars2doughnut 0
That's a great idea, 6, but there generally is not wet paint at an art show. Mostly finished work.
CSRozell 4
lmao!
loveorhate90 0
Hahahaha. ^ Win.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
I didn't post an idea involving paint..
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Hahaha. Wow. Well, we know where his loyalties lie... Or he could be a jokester. I mean, he did show up to support you too.
TheDrifter 24
Actually that would just improve the joke.
shakeTHEworld 12
i totally understand how your feeling right now. My parents also dont approve the course i'm taking right now (business) since they want me to become like them and study medicine.
NomOnShroomz 14
Woah woah woah!! Wait up! How do we know OP isn't a science major therefore dad could've been referring to her as his other daughter... wait that's no better...
sccrismyantidrg 4
I'm glad you didn't choose medicine since you can't even use correct grammar.
dcats 13
Do as they said. otherwise you will end up like me, who only gets one million dollars for annual bonus.
HubertPL 0
I doubt you make over 50k a year, let alone 1mill bonus. I don't like lies...
RileyL29 0
102- So she made a couple mistakes. Get over it. Speaking of Grammar Nazi, where is Snickerdoodle??
sccrismyantidrg 4
I'll get over it when people stop being so damn lazy and learn some basic grammar skills because it physically hurts my eyeballs to see these mistakes.
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
rldostie 19
I love this! Do this and he'll (probably) stop comparing you to your sister.
Lolpizza_fml 0
Yess totally! Tell him u had it SPECIALLY made!! ;))
kasumii 1
I want to do that so badly.
thebestof1984 0
That's where you get a teeshirt that reads I take after my father!
nimihyel 4
awesome.
ramboman19 8
sounds like your dad likes to antagonize...
snickerz01 0
rofl at your pic
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Win for account picture!