Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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darkangel8799 0
Way to go dad!
orphinz 3
You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.
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Comments (216)
Petunia888 13
That is kinda awkward, but, hey, he had to tell someone!
Moota 9
He has bragging rights. I salute your dad.
MutantNinja 0
This is a win.
Sparx1_1 16
Typical single dad shit. Once you hit a certain age, they suddenly want to be your buddy and turn off the part of the brain that reminds them that these conversations are inappropriate to have with their kid. Just be blunt and tell him that you don't mind him telling you that he had a date with an attractive woman and shit like that - but that the details are strictly off limits.
spartan522114 0
Well after a while, you might as well grow up and treat them the way you would you friends. Unless you to turn out like the fml in which a mother gets mad at her married daughter for getting pregnant.
staymintyfresh 13
I remember the day my dad go to that point. it all started with one dirty joke.
jane79 0
sorry op but that's funny, but your dad should not do that to u, I would of asked him how many Viagra he needed for that then maybe he would not do it again
zaku2capt 1
Awesome sounds like my old man haha
bryan1992 0
lmao that's pretty funny
jef00x 1
Is your dad Charlie Sheen?
OCDC 9
If her dad was Charlie Sheen, he would have had the pics of BOTH women he screwed last night.
eff5 0
Get some! Get some!
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Agree with @seanders lmao.