Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I’d have to know your ages to make the right comment. It’s one thing if you’re 14 and your boyfriend is 45, and it’s another if you’re 33 and he’s 12. If you’re both adults, it’s hard to get too fired up over this one.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, the only thing worse than a ******-up bunny (your username) in this case would be a dead bunny - tho in this context, it would refer to the fact that you just tested positive for being pregnant - 'cuz that's how they tested medically for human pregnancy way back in the 1950's; not sure how it's done now. So look on the bright side: it could actually be worse! Lol [Let your dad know same; I'd bet he laugh, too! NOT! Lol]
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RichardPencil 32
I’d have to know your ages to make the right comment. It’s one thing if you’re 14 and your boyfriend is 45, and it’s another if you’re 33 and he’s 12. If you’re both adults, it’s hard to get too fired up over this one.
thefuckedupbunny 10
I’m 20 he’s 19
RichardPencil 32
Oh, well that’s sad and embarrassing. Hope your dad didn’t get too angry. Thanks for filling us in!
Trinity Fenwick 7
unless you're in the 'industry' nude photos are never good.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, the only thing worse than a ******-up bunny (your username) in this case would be a dead bunny - tho in this context, it would refer to the fact that you just tested positive for being pregnant - 'cuz that's how they tested medically for human pregnancy way back in the 1950's; not sure how it's done now. So look on the bright side: it could actually be worse! Lol [Let your dad know same; I'd bet he laugh, too! NOT! Lol]