Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
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theSil 0
it won't be the last guy to do that
skyeyez9 25
I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."
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Comments (157)
iwishicould 7
I feel you. I've only ever had like one guy to freak out about mine though. good thing I didn't like him like that though. I'm sorry, you'll find somebody more respectful and much better one day! I have. =]
eric22446690 0
wow what a loser! i feel bad 4 u
BadSuerte 0
sex isn't the only fun you can have. all I'm saying is that sex isn't the only way to have fun. further more it's her choice if she wants to wait. see if she would have given up herself to that douche and then that douche problaby would have dumped her. That's what you're saying she should do. and it's her choice whether or not to wear one. so don't be tellin' her what to do.
RyanX92 0
it's not that big of a deal i wouldn't date someone with a purity ring it's just 2 different ways of life one sexual one not they just don't mix and it's best to end it before it really begins.
Egnar 19
First of all we have no idea what his reason for hanging up was, in terms of the "purity ring". When I date somebody I have no problems NOT having sex - It doesn't bother me at all. If the right person came along and wanted to wait I'd be 100% fine with that, HOWEVER, I would never date a virgin. In my experience virgins haven't fully matured and in most cases [not all cases] cannot take on the responsibility of a real relationship. You can tell right away who these people are because after High School they're still the ones treating relationships in a school-age manner. It's not about having sex, it's about developing your sexuality as an avenue of your personal health, which is important. These are the people who are too embarassed to even talk about sexuality without using silly words to replace completely anatomically correct ones like nipple, penis, ****** or sex. Maybe that's how he feels. . . Or. . . Maybe he's just somebody whom at that age wants to have sex, he's a sexual being. . There is NOTHING wrong with that - It's not about respect, or not caring or being inconsiderate. He's a sexual being and she's not. . .It's not his problem and/or fault and he shouldn't be berated for it.
dom562 0
it's actually STI. sexually transmitted infections.
xFaust_fml 12
I never undestood why it's called "purity ring". It's so pretentious. What, does sex make you unpure??? Let's call it what it is, people. A virginity ring.
FlipperDolphin 2
I hope the OP has learned to put out more?
JennaMarie420 2
does Mickey mouse beat the shit out of you too?
djewel6 0
I don't condone random sex however like it or not sexual compatability can be an issue anybody who thinks otherwise is foolish. sure go ahead wait till your married and then find out you can't please each other and then wonder why you both end up cheating. sigh foolishness indeed
jemiller226 13
Yes!