Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
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Top comments
theSil 0
it won't be the last guy to do that
skyeyez9 25
I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."
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Comments (157)
TheMonica 0
Although it's not for me, I can respect people's choice to wait. There are guys out there who will respect it too, they are just harder to find. Especially if you are a teenager. But just hang in there and eventually the right man will come along.
schizoskank 4
YDI for wearing a ******* purity ring like you're a ******* nun or some shit, FYL because he's a douche anyways.
barlessprison 16
...he hung up to go get himself a purity ring too. Duh. Such a pessimistic attitude you got there OP.
TheMonica 0
Not everyone does it for religious reasons. And if they do, who cares? It's not hurting you.
skyttlz 32
I think a purity ring would make it more tempting cuz ur wearing it therefore your always reminded about sex
basketballpro 0
your name totally describes you asshole
Kgpetosa 0
Today our pervert population is growing and growing
nerdsgetmehot 23
Wanting to have sex before marriage doesn't make someone a pervert. And before you ask, no, I have no problem with people wanting to wait to have sex until marriage...But I do have a problem with people thinking that others are "perverts" or "immoral" for not wanting to wait.
CitrusGirl 0
Well, at least now you know he's shallow. Don't waste your time on him.
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least you found out that you two don't share the same ideals early on. Better now than to get super emotionally invested and have him dump you after being a couple.
kiaralove53 0
Is spelling dying too? *dying