Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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DelphiCat 17
Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead? Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home? Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(
Betz 10
Replace the pup before they return from the trip.
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Comments (98)
s0ulslack 20
Doesn't sound like you've looked for it much honestly. Why was the little prick not on a leash to start with? Yer fault, FYL
justindrew 0
Did u find the puppy??
rickAUS 22
When pet sitting, make sure they can't escape from your property and if it's not normally kept outside make sure it can't get outside. If by chance you were walking said puppy: for it to be able to break free of you while on a lead your grip was either insufficient or the collar/harness was (in which case I gather it's your cousins which makes it their fault). The puppy running away after a sneeze is a FYL (funny but FYL), but the fact that it got away from you entirely (presumably from your property) is a YDI. There's not much to do other than tell the cousin what happened and paper the town with 'lost dog' posters. Good luck. Hopefully you find it okay.
iloveandy143 7
Seems like a bad time to get a puppy, they should've waited until after the honeymoon
outoftown 27
Exactly, #47. What idiot would buy a puppy, then leave town? OP, hope you find the puppy. But if your cousin has a kid and wants to leave it with you the next day, DON'T agree. Just don't.
cshell424 10
On top of spaghetti All covered in cheese I lost my poor puppy When some asshole sneezed!
Keiren 14
Must've been a hell of a sneeze. Poor puppy, I hope someone found it and took it in.
taazer 12
Try animal shelters
UpAllNight_862 6
You sneezed 'last week' which is seven days This happened 'ten days ago' Wtf am I missing something... Or...?
Yousuck24 21
Last week doesn't exactly mean 7 days ago...
CRC_101 31
It could be Saturday, and it got away, not this-Wednesday-three-days-ago-Wednesday, but the Wednesday before that, last week, for instance. I know, I looked at it and said "Whaaaa....?" also.
coughyochick 7
Was the door not closed?
diamongrl 2
You are so irresponsible!