Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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DelphiCat 17
Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead? Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home? Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(
Betz 10
Replace the pup before they return from the trip.
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Comments (98)
MDTeddy 13
@Op Scared the puppy? Were you inside? It has nowhere to go while inside. Also if you have no way for the puppy to escape your backyard then I would ask you how this is possible unless it can escape the yard because I know you didn't lose it while walking it.
lemonademixer 7
poor puppy! :'(
bibobobonnor 8
To everyone that is so confused about how a week is seven days and she's saying ten days ago, look more closely, she only says it happened last week not a week ago, there's a difference.
zozo209 4
I bet that someone saw the poor puppy and pretty much just Kept it. ;p
LadeeP 0
Sounds like my sis punk dog...
pheonix_flash 7
If it hasnt died of starvation by now try putting out food... If its gone the next time you check then something mustve eaten it
radiocaf 29
What breed was the puppy to be scared of a sneeze?
NickACD 27
I like your approach but WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU. You just basically said "oh the puppy might be dead, but nomatter its replaceable. Here's a new one" you ******* monster
lucasj2345 7
holy shit. could you possibly be less reliable?
shannon2348 14
The puppy couldn't have run off if you'd had it on a leash or fenced in. That is so incredibly irresponsible on your part. Poor puppy. ydi