Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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DelphiCat 17
Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead? Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home? Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(
Betz 10
Replace the pup before they return from the trip.
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Comments (98)
GryffinClaw 1
Buy a new one, problem solved :) And get some allergy medicine, so you don't scare the new dog away :p
PeteyPablo12308 20
Problem not solved. There is still a homeless puppy running around somewhere.
firefighterjohn 9
this is a true fml. im sorry op. tell him before he trys to susprise her and there is no dog
CastielJ 6
You sneezed and scared off a puppy? What are you? DragonBorn? "AHH! AHH! FUS RO CHOO!"
SerendipityRose 26
Lmao! I can just see the poor thing flying through the air... That one's strong enough to knock cows over a roof. The puppy is probably 3 states over by now...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Maybe you can find a puppy that looks a lot like it and they won't notice? I mean, they just got the puppy, so maybe they won't be able to tell them apart? Yeah I know... That only works on TV shows. :/
Pandacupcakelove 26
What did i do now...
GovernorGeneral 8
You've angered them ...
davedavedavedav 6
I could not even think of a good thing to say. That's a terrible situation to be in.
CallMeBloo 31
So....you were either outside without a leash, you were casually leaving doors open with a brand new puppy, or you lost a puppy in your house. Puppies have short legs and actually don't run all that fast. I have a hard time believing that this is the whole story.
rahrah765765 11
I am having a hard time believing it too. Firstly Op stated it happened "a week ago" which we all know is 7 days... Then follows it up by saying "that was 10 days ago". Get your story straight and find that friggen puppy!
mswim 27
U know a week could be considered a rough estimate, saying a week is shorter than saying 10 days ago...
mehwhocares 9
It doesn't say "a week," it says "last week," which could have been ten days before. Suppose the puppy ran away on a Monday and when the OP wrote this it was Friday or so.
lukemack 4
You obviously had the puppy in a position where it could run away don't make it out like its not your fault because u "sneezed"
damoki 8
I call such bull shit on this story! What did you do to the dog where a fricken sneeze made it run away for good?
skyeyez9 25
If you live in a rural area (assume it was eaten by a coyote or Mountain lion, snatched by a hawk). If it is alive, someone probably kept it.
superswagbro 7
Well that makes OP feel better.
brandy1 5
Oh well. I'm sure they'll understand. It was an honest mistake. Might not have even been a mistake. It's a dog of a world out there :) LOL.