katiebabby
United States
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!!
Double header
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
me
West Babylon, United States
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Fuck AI
Gotta keep those data centers irrigated
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Anonymous
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Earths_Venus
Australia
Priorities
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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Comments (179)
SilenNex 0
lol
samanthadude 0
How did that happen? lol
lickmyjock 0
car drove into computer. simple.
gunta 0
This FML is so well written haha
samanthadude 0
7 - Obviously, but how did the car get to the computer? Unless it was outside which would be stupid of the op.
Einstein714 0
was somebody driving through the house?
BuddyChristSays 0
so did u leave ur computer outside for the car to hit it or did the car come inside and hit ur car
Hummbinger 5
tsk tsk tsk... women drivers (let the flaming begin)
Mehness 0
LOL
mrzombees 0
19 u win
alhendo 0
in soviet Russia, car drive you! ;)
PizzaGuy11 0
wtf zomg lol . how ?
NatDancer2010 0
hmm i hear this happens all the time...ok ok i lied but it sounded good
VeryNice329 0
if the computer was inside the ops house, shame on them for thinking their vomited getting hit was the fml and not the car in their living room. maybe they were outside with a laptop and they put it down and "crunch"? idk...I got nothin.
VeryNice329 0
vomited? errr...I meant computer.
EinSteinFYL 0
Now that's original...not.
missmarie97 0
oh my
supergirl69_fml 0
ok so remember that fml about the dude who saw someone running with an ipad. It would be hilarious if it was this person. I bet they dropped it in the road and it got ran over ;)
comatoast 0
the computer was a Mac. therefore it walked out into the street to commit suicide. well played computer. ironicly, I sent this on an iPhone
supergirl69_fml 0
ok so remember that fml about the dude who saw someone running with an ipad. It would be hilarious if it was this person. I bet they dropped it in the road and it got ran over ;)
suppressed08 2
or the OP could live on a busy street corner. car drives too quickly=bang - hole in the wall. computer was where the big hole is now. R.I.P.
imsogangster13 0
exactlyy!
verymerry 6
this fml is laaaaaam-uh
czarofandronia 0
cellphone prob lol
madarchod 0
kya chutyapanti hai ye
madarchod 0
64 - I always fail to understand. Are u a girl or a guy?
iplayhockey3 9
Prefect wording for this FML... loved it
MrCalves 1
94 really? Because I thought it was more like perfect wording
Disco_fml 0
You need a better firewall.
schnitzel5 0
hahaahahahhaahahahhahaahhaahahhaahha nice........
Eyeliner_fml 0
98-win
rawr_iliketacos 0
Hahahahaha....no.
fakeaccountX 6
Sorry man, I think I was in that car.
boatingboy1011 0
#60 ftw! lmfao so true
tomtm7 0
a few questions: 1. how do u not see ur comp in ur driveway, 2. y was it on ur driveway in the first place, and 3. ur a dumbass
hawxfighter_fml 0
I moded this one :D
Hi_Itz_Me 0
#121, your a dumbass for thinking it was in his/ her driveway when it never said it was
honestlove11 0
39, I like that pic :) hah I never compliment people on here but I couldn't help it.
sleepyhungry93 0
nononono...u guys got it all wrong. the computer hit the car. duh. simple logic and deductive reasoning lead to that obvious conclusion.
tylahgrace 12
haha 98 that's hilarious. this fml was so well written :)
thatonek1d 0
pizza guy11: in soviet Russia, computer runs over car
kfrizzle2 4
OP thats why you dont play Warcraft in the middle of the street.
kyarush 10
WTF lol
LeoFML 1
Is there a problem with World of Warcraft?
weavermycutecat 0
how...what.....im not even going to ask.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol no Leo. Im not hatin'
roflcopter9000 0
why did the computer cross the road? It didn't, the semi truck made sure of that.
RyanZhang22 1
let me guess. your car was on a Microsoft op system, and therefore couldn't run fast enough. and that is why mac wins. they run faster.
Giorgio272 2
well your all idiots what if it was a laptop aye.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
how did you mistake vomit for computer?
QueenQuay77 10
lmao hilariously funny
asher888 11
lol
triggerit 5
have you been hitted by car too?
carpediem9_fml 0
hitted?
EinSteinFYL 0
Looks fine to me, Dontcha. Unless I'm blind... Besides, 'most lack,' doesn't make much sense either.
EinSteinFYL 0
Nevermind. iPod comments are goofy. I see the fail now.
Hummbinger 5
'include the most lack' isn't the best english either...
Hummbinger 5
It's the fact that you used both an inclusive and exclusive word together
honestlove11 0
this looks like a job for... the grammar Nazis! :)
ashleyylove3 22
Oh good lord. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out. When you learn proper English and think about what you've done you may come back.
musicboy997 0
lol
NvG439 0
u have ur pc outdoors or wat? not exactly ecofriendly :)
Yee12 0
Win for the car.
Bochese 0
>this op is what we call being a retard :)
ashleyylove3 22
You sir are what I call a prick.
allmidnighteyes 11
Was it a Toyota?
CantusVulpis 12
Probably a Dodge ;)
baybaylover1 0
how did you post this???
skittles_fairy07 4
There is such a thing as FML on your phone.
flamegrilled123 3
Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to