Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Check this out
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Genius move
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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mewzik 0
gotta love irony
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?
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mewzik 0
gotta love irony
silvermoonstar3 3
If you use crap that everyone tends to use (i.e. Norton, MacAffee), there comes a point when people will decide to use it as a hole. Those programs don't catch very much and are not nearly as good as Avast, which is free for non-commercial use and works on even linux.
YourMooseyFate 0
Or Malwarebytes, which is the shit. :)
BuddyChristSays 0
Sherlock Holmes has deduced another mystery
020266t 5
if u had any BRAINS u would destroy the spyware yourself like I do.
airjordan6_fml 1
Dude thats the best!
DataWhore 0
how does this crap get through moderation?
saluda 0
It's not ironic though, it's dumb. A program can't "get" a virus. The only thing that could happen was if somehow a virus tucked itself away in one of the directories for the software.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
exactly my thoughts!
Stormx 0
Actually, viruses CAN embed themselves in other executables - this is what makes serious virus infections almost irreversable.
GiddyXD 0
i was gonna say something like that D;
Majd09 0
yeah irony whatsoever. doesn't mean his life is effed up. big deal. not even funny only for retarded people
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?
turkeyburger 0
norton is THE single worst anti v ive ever used and it also had a virus..as well as letting 230+ more get in without me knowing..big fun
Rishy 0
lol not much of a fml because they are easy to rid
bizhop545 0
Says the Asian
gothymama 0
YDI for having a PC instead of a MAC!
Person1233 13
Well if the OP can't afford overpriced macs then it wasn't an option. I've only had PCs and never in my life have had a virus for more than 5 seconds.
davidomke 0
i use xp on my macbook pro :P
tsundere 1
That's why you go for the FREE option! Linux! Ubuntu's awesome for those of you who are completely computer illiterate and used to a graphical interface. In any case, sucks that you have a crappy virus program. Use AVG or Avast next time and don't use IE.
silvermoonstar3 3
FYI macs and linux can get viruses too. Linux has like 5 and macs have a lot (though less than windows).
lwdjaymac 1
You're getting worked up about "5" viruses, when there are millions on Windows? Another vote for Linux - your hardware will thank you :)
myballs 0
She probably should use Macs, because it's apparent she has Down's Syndrome.
Tubasaurus 0
I don't know a single person who has spent $500 on "fortifying" their computer against viruses.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
@tsundere: Ubuntu is also awesome for UNIX gurus who want to get up and running quickly, and are bored with editing configuration files. The installer manages just about everything for you! From empty harddisk to productive computer in half an hour! No more wasted days installing Windows + a zillion programs to make the system usable, or recompiling kernels like in the old days. It. Just. Works. Yay! Also, there're HOWTOs for EVERYTHING for Ubuntu. If anything is supported for Linux, it almost always supports Ubuntu.
tpike1296 11
to 23: Linix Mi I a good option...I een allow advance theming (Windows 7?!...no it's even better...Linux!!!!) and full compatibility with devian and Ubuntu..,and install a VM and run windows too!!!
tpike1296 11
*Linux Mint is what I meant to say...iPods suck for typing!
randomstudios 0
ya osx! or any unix system. unix is hard to hack or write viruses for.
onlychildFTW 34
Macs can get viruses. It's rare but happens. And if your Mac does get a virus, unlike windows, most likely your computer is toast.
wolfgold2 20
I dont use anything made by Apple
azelk 8
*nix is easier to write viruses for in my opinion. It's just that a lot more idiots use Windows, so that's the logical operating system to write a virus for.
Ravike 17
People who say go with Ubuntu is just fan boys, I'm a Ubuntu user and when it comes to software and gaming support Linux sucks big time, Windows is actually good if you know how to use it with a genuine key and a good AV I go with kaspersky :p MAC eeeh too much money for low end specs, conclusion : windows is an all-rounder with flaws lol
Person1233 13
FML staff... It looks like FMLs viewers are going down. Because of FMLs like .. These...
Person1233 13
... Please explain why my comment was moderated..
Pointy130 0
Wow. Too much ****?
Lisa89 3
That happened to me as well. My Norton 360 was blistfully unaware that a virus was slowly taking over my computer. Urrrgh,
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Was just about to suggest this. Guaranteed the OP used McAfee or Norton, which we (our IT department at the company I work at) joke is more of a virus than the viruses themselves. Just do a full uninstall and get Avast! or AVG and save yourself the hassle. #9 - my definition of an FML is a situation that your life is truly f***ed with. This situation can be somewhat easily remedied so ironic or not, it is not a true FML.
ladiesman14 0
viruses the gift that keeps on giving like HERPES. do they have a pc version of Valtrex in case your pc wants to start dating.
dacho 7
YDI for having lame AV.