katiebabby
United States
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!!
Double header
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
me
West Babylon, United States
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Fuck AI
Gotta keep those data centers irrigated
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Anonymous
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Earths_Venus
Australia
Priorities
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to
skittles_fairy07 4
There is such a thing as FML on your phone.
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Comments (179)
GreenSpirit_fml 0
hahaha xD
plexicos_father 0
damn greenspirit is ****** hot
vdude45 0
viruses aren't big
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
what he said
PreludeToADream 0
Facepalm.
dayennem 0
how in the world did you do thatxd
R3kli3 10
haha this shit made my day
iRyan 0
this is why women don't drive...
supergirl69_fml 0
and this is why women won't date you.
irockfendergirl 0
73% of all people killed in car accidents are MEN. Look it up- statistics don't lie. And can you explain why insurance is higher for young men than it is for young ladies? Check out the statistics. I've been driving for 15 yrs. and have never been in an accident, nor have I ever gotten a ticket. :)
irockfendergirl 0
My first comment was directed at #25
crookedangel 0
81 it's called a joke. Lighten up
redtigerlily 5
And that picture is the reason you've never been laid
BuddyChristSays 0
66 u just made my day with that comment LOL
LilAfo 4
I 2nd that - hahaha :D
Kyuuji 0
#81 my dad got hit be 3 young boys (18-25)old in the same year and it's true girl do less accident than boys but my mom and her mom prove otherwise xD
GothKitty19 0
Now how does something like this happen?Oh the mysteries of the world go unexplained.
hahayouepicfail 0
how the caramel coated **** did that happen
vetteck555 0
why was your computer where a car could hit it?
Aya_chan 0
wait... someone crashed into your house and your computer? WTF?!
BeyondDespair 0
#25 That is why you are a sexist pig.