Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Double header
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Gotta keep those data centers irrigated
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Priorities
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to
skittles_fairy07 4
There is such a thing as FML on your phone.
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Comments (179)
zltzlt 0
should have had a Mac ;D
rickusa 1
# 36 can I drive u ?.... lol
JuroBear 0
Women drivers these days...
missyfarnes 2
a desk top or an IPad? if it was an IPad I'd have to assume you dropped it while jogging...
Rememberme1105 0
well look on the bright side, only someone really special can manage that.
missyfarnes 2
I really should read the other comments BEFORE I post mine to reduce repeats...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
HOW? Well, either way, that sucks horribly. I hope you got a warranty on it...
Yousoodeservedit 0
lol you literally "crashed" your computer
tarheels32388 0
how the hell would that happen?? lol
bridawg 0
haha that would be funny to see like on youtube
delanis 0
google it. im sure they have it