Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Double header
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Gotta keep those data centers irrigated
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Priorities
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to
skittles_fairy07 4
There is such a thing as FML on your phone.
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Comments (179)
boatkicker 5
Was your computer in the driveway or garage, or did a car crash through your wall? And if the car had to come in the house to hit your computer, wouldn't the fact that you're now missing a wall be a bigger problem? Unless it was a laptop and it was inside someone else's house. But still......
delanis 0
WHY DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN? y is ur computer in any place where its able to get run over... by a car
EinSteinFYL 0
Bam! You got E=MC Owned.
sorcerersinger 0
......no.
antyo 1
Haha 25 is hilarious
episode 0
how the **** did that happen?
Kristen_Nichole 0
WTF?!?!?! Never heard that before. "What the hell happened to your computer?" "Oh, it got hit by a car." .... Now just how in the world does that happen?
xcrushh 0
Ahaha, so simple, but so great.
zindy 0
haha
Bieberbabe89 0
how does that even happen?!? it mist be a laptop. but why was it outside?!?!,
fylkman 0
30 stop wit da family guy greenspirit is hot and wat is 29 wat da hell is caramel coated ****