katiebabby
United States
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!!
Double header
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
me
West Babylon, United States
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Fuck AI
Gotta keep those data centers irrigated
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Anonymous
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Earths_Venus
Australia
Priorities
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to
skittles_fairy07 4
There is such a thing as FML on your phone.
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Comments (179)
DaleksAreEpic 0
lol... I really like the way this fml was phrased. these one-liners can be extra poignant.
Missdorkydork797 0
Ydi!
insertlifehere 0
HAHAHAHHAHAH! saa!
diablos29 5
see wat too much **** does...
lilkim_fml 0
YDI for trying to be funny
xXmoeXx 0
lol dats tottaly normal.. lol jk sorry.. how dat happen??
webber628 0
if your computer was hit, how did you write this
5t3ff1k4h 47
If it was hit, it was more than likely a laptop. Most homes have more than one computer in the house; I'm sure that wasn't the only one. Also, they can go to a friend's or the library if they were really that desperate (clearly, they are) to write this.
CitizenSnipz 0
The TF2 Engineer went a step too far...
Amber1993 0
Hahah lol, how the hell is that possible? :P
TheOtherNewest1 6
I like how you delivered the FML. That sucks, OP.