Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
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Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.
Sphanz 17
That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P
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Comments (51)
Dynamite73 25
It's stuff like this that makes me not like cats
allforfun 23
Every house pet pukes sometimes
Catdragon 40
hint hint you vomit too as do little children.
derangedplanet 23
I do believe it's part of having a digestive tract.
gobiteme2 34
Once again the feline bred has shown who is boss
spbaker12 6
That's what you get for getting a cat instead of a dog YDI
KhaleesiDannie 26
My sister's dog shit in the vent again today and all over the floor so I don't think your argument works out
tlnorman 18
Your argument is ridiculous. Dogs can do the same thing to.
tlnorman 18
My cat did this yesterday on the baseboard heater. Swine cat. Sorry OP.
Tripartita 45
The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.
The_Ikon211 11
Thats the worst. I have two cats and i love those little furballs.
chxkira 14
My cat once vomited under my bed and I couldn't find the source for two weeks. ?
Dark_Cecilia 20
Better than cold vomit, right? :D
schreibergx93 19
Candles, air sprays, lock yourself inside a room with incense. Leave the cat to smell his/her own atrocity.
Kira1965 23
Yikes!