Like a house on fire
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheSmartAss10 21
That's pretty hot ;)
WittyMoron 22
Were the edges of the letter charred?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (89)
MrsDruidess 23
wow, that's gotta burn!
WittyMoron 22
Were the edges of the letter charred?
TheSmartAss10 21
That's pretty hot ;)
boating_guy 33
That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape
TheSmartAss10 21
xD, I said hot, not ice cold my friend.
RWBY_RubyRose 9
No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter
ManUtdFan743 21
I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP.
drayloon 50
I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire...
JMichael 26
It's burning love guys.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas.
UncleSplooge 16
So you're saying he MADE you feel hot.
saraaa2552 15
It's better than nothing right?
Adam_Power58 16
It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand
DBudders 15
What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit.
colorfulequines 6
Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up?
sanchitgoyal 27
Cmon baby light My fire?
hamburgerjung 23
This girl is on fire!