Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
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Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
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Tripartita 45
The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.
Sphanz 17
That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P
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Comments (51)
Sphanz 17
That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P
tayyymeds 16
Baking soda does a really good job at masking animal messes! Try adding a sent your prefer like ground cloves or cinnamon, maybe a dash of nutmeg or Rosemary
ihartmytdi 23
On the bright side at least it didn't come out of the other end?
xsydneyx123 28
Well I hope the kitty is okay and I hope you are able to find a way to get rid of the smell. Good luck with that one, OP.
skippydoda 32
Try boiling cinnamon sticks for a while
tomvertigo 17
Yes. Then you get cinnamon with just the tiniest hint of vomit.
GoldenTornado11 15
Wow that's gotta not be pleasant at all. Good luck cleaning that up, OP!
walker9879 25
Oh that's nasty.
Adam_Power58 16
The worst about having pet animals,hopefully you got the smell out and maybe change his food if it was the cause,a few candles should do the job !!
ZombieGurl95 18
Oh that's happened to me before. :/ nasty stuff
Scarylizard1798 23
That's why u get a dog...they do the same thing but they cuter xD
KatieJBabe 27
Dogs make a lot more of a mess then cats.
Scarylizard1798 23
But dogs r better cause they loyal and don't look like they r planning your murder all the time! Lmfao
Zarcissa 34
Have you ever had a dog who has diarrhea? Thats a real mess to clean. As well as training puppies to do their stuff outside. And I'm still a dog person.
KhaleesiDannie 26
I'm sorry that happened OP my cat started throwing up some after eating and we had to change her food to the kind that was gentle on her stomach you might need to do the same