Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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Top comments
Emma Marshall 19
You should be able to tell the difference between cat poop and human poop.....
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean your cat pooped on the floor because the giant cat used the litter box? Or that you suspect your roommate pooped on the floor? Your roommate must have a freakishly tiny sphincter that his poop can be confused with a house cat’s.
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Comments (13)
Emma Marshall 19
You should be able to tell the difference between cat poop and human poop.....
MissMizery 19
Thats ****** lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Leave it for your roommate on their dresser. When they complain, tell them to use the toilet like a normal human being.
fjvitt 14
If you just changed the damn litter box then he wouldn’t poop on the floor...
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean your cat pooped on the floor because the giant cat used the litter box? Or that you suspect your roommate pooped on the floor? Your roommate must have a freakishly tiny sphincter that his poop can be confused with a house cat’s.
Glowworm56 27
I'm a bit worried about your roommate.
Sam Dawoud 6
Was this message typed by the cat? (I doubt a human roommate poops on floors n in litter box)
Blunt person 16
How can someone not differentiate between human and cat poop? Cat poop is tiny.
BuckNekkid 22
aw what the hell?
TumblrweedPasses 11
Install hidden cameras by the litter tray If you catch your roommate ******** everywhere, you have a video to threaten to upload to the Internet If its the cat, get the hell to the vet